It may be hard to believe if you're around my age since it's all we've ever known as sports fans, but free agency is still a relatively new concept in professional sports. Players in all leagues fought hard for this right through strikes and collective bargaining. Major League Baseball has had free agency since 1976 (s/o Curt Floyd), but unrestricted free agency didn't start in the NBA until 1988 and 1992 in the NFL.
I started this blog with that historical tidbit to talk about one-day contracts. Without free agency, this practice would not be possible! There are countless examples of players (LaDainian Tomlinson, Jerry Rice, John Kuhn, etc.) who ended their playing career in an unfamiliar uniform only to sign a one-day contract with their first or most notable team to "retire" with that franchise. According to Rick Gosselin of the Dallas Morning News via The Big Lead, the practice started in 1994 with Roger Craig, who signed a one-day contract to "retire" as a 49er. My brain is telling me I've mentioned this in a blog before, but I'm not about to search for 12 hours to possibly find a sentence that'll be read by me and maybe 20 people (even though I love you).
"In a wave of sentimentality, former Pro Bowl running back Roger Craig signed a one-day contract with San Francisco this summer so he could retire from the 49ers. He left the 49ers in free agency in 1991 when he signed with the Raiders, then signed as a free agent with Minnesota in 1992. But Craig wanted to finish up where he started. Don’t look for Joe Montana to be overcome with the same wave of emotion. When he saw himself being phased out of the offense in favor of Steve Young, the NFL’s all-time leading passer asked for a trade and the 49ers accommodated him by sending him to Kansas City in 1993.”If I wanted to retire from the 49ers,” Montana said, “I could have.”
Today, two of the greatest players in the history of the Carolina Panthers, TE Greg Olsen and LB Thomas Davis, signed one-day contracts to "retire as Panthers."
Olsen was drafted 31st overall by the Chicago Bears in 2007, where he played until 2010; his best days came with Carolina from 2011-2019 before spending last season with the Seahawks. Davis was drafted by the Panthers in 2005 and played in Carolina until 2018 before spending the last two seasons with the Chargers and Football Team.
Their former coach, Riverboat Ron Rivera paid respect to the duo on twitter.
I don't have too strong of a take on one-day contracts. I do think they're kind of a joke; it's one of the biggest loopholes in sports like you didn't really retire with that team, but I'm at the end of the day, I'm a sentimental guy, so it's nice to see people reunite with their "true" team. I love happy endings. These are two of the greatest players in this franchise's somewhat brief history; both are three-time Pro Bowlers. Olsen was the first TE in NFL history to record three straight 1,000 yard seasons, and Thomas Davis came back from THREE torn ACLs and had five straight 100+ combined tackle seasons from 2012-2016.
That's all well and good. A tip of the cap to both of these upstanding gentlemen who showed how to carry yourself as a professional on both sides of the field, but what I'm really here to talk about is Thomas Davis' suit jacket. Sure, this man is my 5-8 brethren, so I'm a tad biased, but the dude came out in a custom hybrid suit jacket/jersey that is absolute fire—best of both worlds like Hannah Montana.
Talk about details, the front includes his captain and Walter Payton Man of the Year patches. Came thru drippin! Drip! Drip!
I don't really have much more to say about their retirements than that. I guess the elephant in the room was Cam wasn't brought up much at this ceremony, but I'm not too worried about drama in the Carolina Panthers organization. I care about uniqueness and individuality, and Thomas Davis displayed that in spades with this jacket. If this has happened before, I apologize for my goldfish brain forgetting about you; Thomas Davis is about to set off a revolution unless you technically did first. Assuming nobody else did, I think this is only the beginning of jersey/jackets at ceremonies like this. I don't expect Brady to wear one if he retires as a Patriot in 2034, but still, this is swag personified. I fucking love this jacket and anybody who proudly rocks the 5-8. It may not be actually playing the final down of your career with the team you're retiring with, but it could be the next best thing.
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Song: All Mixed Up (1995) Artist: 311 Album: 311 Of all the March-related date puns, 311 Day is the only one I fuck with. Pi Day can March forth-right off a cliff as far as I'm concerned; I've had ENOUGH like J lo in 2002. P.S. INVESTIGATE 3/11!!!
This next week is going to be chock full o'shitty COVID-related anniversaries. Yesterday was the anniversary of Rudy Gobert touching every single microphone at his press conference before becoming the first COVID-19 positive athlete. The 13th is the anniversary of COVID being declared a National Emergency, and the 17th is the one-year mark of Tom Brady announcing he is leaving the New England Patriots.
Since the Patriots lost Tom Brady (along with Kyle Van Noy, Jamie Collins, and others) in free agency, they were eligible for compensatory picks. If you're unfamiliar with how those are determined, I've got you!
via: CBSsports
Every year, the NFL awards compensatory picks ahead of the draft. Compensatory picks, given between rounds three and seven, are based upon an NFL formula that takes into account players who left the team in free agency the previous spring. The player's salary, snap count and postseason awards are among the criteria taken into account when divvying out the compensatory picks. In order to be eligible to receive a compensatory pick, a team must have ended up with more qualifying free agents lost than gained during the previous offseason. The number of compensatory picks is limited to 32, the number of teams in the NFL. No team can receive more than four compensatory picks in a given draft. In order for a player to eventually qualify as a compensatory pick, they must be signed by a new team by April 27. The player must also rank highly enough among their peers to be qualified.
Everybody in the NFL media landscape kept saying the Patriots weren't replacing key pieces lost last season via free agency so they'd get more compensatory picks. Still, surprisingly they only received two despite losing the greatest QB of all-time and two solid LBs. I know we aren't living in the days of Joe Kapp anymore, but I thought they'd get at least three picks.
Tom Brady and Gronk are down in COVIDville, USA waiting for their next Super Bowl ring but at least the Patriots have the highest possible compensatory draft pick!!!
In all seriousness, I'm very excited to see what the Patriots do with these extra picks and the 3rd most cap space in the NFL. Trent Brown is already coming back once the new league year officially begins, we just need a QB, two WRs, a real TE, some help on the D-line and the Pats are BACK!
P.S. Louder for the people in the back!
Song: No Cigar (2000)
Artist: Millencolin Album: Pennybridge Pioneers
How fitting is that Tony Hawk is trending on Twitter (assuming he isn't dead) when I had been planning on using a track from THPS 1+2 for a song of the day (SOD) all week, AND I recently surpassed 1,000,000 points on every THPS 1+2 level?
Obviously, that's a joke, but to go full circle, I have my next virtual session at 5:30 today, so I need to be quick here! My meat and potatoes non-SOD (although the revamp has been more than just a title and youtube link!) blog(s) may not come out for hours now!
I originally was going to use this song on Monday, but couldn't do the ladies like that on International Women's Day and yesterday was the anniversary of Notorious B.I.G.'s murder so Millencolin's 2000 skate punk anthem and my person favorite song in the game got bumped to Wednesday. Listen to those lyrics!!!
"Cause I don't care where I belong no more What we share or not I will ignore And I won't waste my time fittin' in 'Cause I don't think contrast is a sin"
Today, NFL Throwback posted a Doug Flutie highlight reel pondering how Flutie would've faired in the modern NFL where short kings like Drew Brees, Russell Wilson, and Kyler Murray have excelled.
As a historian and frequent cannabis user, I'm constantly thinking, "what if?" I love seeing how intertwined things are and how much minor tweaks could change history. Gavrilo Princip had given up trying to assassinate Franz Ferdinand but ended up getting face-to-face with him and his wife, thanks to the driver taking a wrong turn. If the driver knew what he was doing, does World War I happen? (probably, but it's still crazy to think about) Every decision you've ever made in your entire life lead you to this blog.
My parents met because of fucking a personal ad (tinder before the internet). What if my mom or dad (I forget who wrote the ad) didn't read the paper that day? You sure as shit wouldn't be reading dozonlife right now!
So even though I was only seven years old during the peak of Flutie-mania in Buffalo, I'm well aware of the Rob Johnson-Doug Flutie QB controversy and the repercussions of the decision to bench Flutie in the 1999 playoffs. I don't remember it in real-time, but I've watched enough NFL Films for two lifetimes. I'm a student of the game! If you're unfamiliar with the backstory, in 1998, the Bills traded for Rob Johnson after he had one (1) good game for the Jaguars in Week 1 of the 1997 season, starting for an injured Mark Brunell. Rob Johnson was the prototypical QB of the time; a 6' 4", strong-armed, not very mobile, white dude. Buffalo then signed Johnson to an at the time, huge five year-25 million dollar deal. The Bills also signed CFL star and 1984 Heisman Trophy winner Doug Flutie to a league-minimum deal that same offseason. After Rob Johnson started the '98 season 1-3 and got injured in week 5, Flutie took over, going 7-3 in 10 starts. The Bills finished 10-6 and made the playoffs for the first time in the post-Jim Kelly era. Flutie was an instant fan favorite and beloved by his teammates. Flutie remained the Bills starter in 1999 for the first 15 games of the season, leading them to 10 wins and another playoff berth. Since the Bills were locked into their playoff position Week 17 against the Colts, Doug Flutie "rested" and Rob Johnson started that game. Johnson played well and remained as the starter in the 1999-00 playoffs to the surprise of many. The decision was super controversial at the time. Wade Phillips has since said team owner Ralph Wilson made the call, likely because of the money the Bills had invested in Johnson and because he "looked the part." The Bills first (and only) playoff game was the 1999 AFC Wild Card Game, better known by many as the "Music City Miracle" game. Despite Rob Johnson's 10-22 for 131 yards, 0 TD or INT, 6 sack (including a safety) performance, the Bills lead 16-15 with 16 seconds remaining. Buffalo kicked a field goal on 3rd down with 20 seconds left, fearing that Johnson would get sacked and knock them out of field goal range before the most famous kickoff return in NFL history took place.
In their first season as the Tennessee Titans, the Titans rode that momentum to the Super Bowl, where they played in a game with another classic game, infamously coming up one yard short against the Greatest Show on Turf Rams.
Maybe it just hits closer to home because I was benched for the playoffs in not one but two high school sports. I can empathize with Flutie's situation. He deserved that start. That was his team. I've always thought about how the decision to start Rob Johnson drastically altered NFL history, so I tweeted this at NFL Throwback during lunch between telling students to make sure they're sitting on the right side of the table.
In case you're unfamiliar with the Butterfly Effect (I have been seriously slacking on my adobe training :/)
Basically, it's the idea that one small decision can have a considerable impact. Now benching Flutie wasn't the same as a butterfly flapping its wings, causing a tornado on the other side of the world, but this decision drastically altered NFL history. Imagine NFL lore without the Music City Miracle?
I'm not saying the Bills win or lose if Flutie starts that game, but my entire point is the Music City Miracle (likely) never happens if he does. Sure, hypothetically, the Titans could've found themselves in a similar situation if Flutie played, but I highly doubt history plays out the same if Flutie started. I know that Jeff Fisher called the actual play "Home Run Throwback" ran it during walk-throughs every week and that Kevin Dyson wasn't even supposed to be on the field for that play, but IMO this is a textbook example of the butterfly effect in sports. The decision to start Johnson over Flutie set off a chain of events that lead to the Music City Miracle.
The 1999 playoffs featured two of the most well-known plays in NFL history (both already referenced). Does either happen if Flutie starts? Do the 1999 Jaguars make the Super Bowl if the Titans lose this game? (The Titans were the only team to beat them that season; 15-0 vs. everybody else). Maybe Peyton Manning's Colts do? How different is Peyton's career if he goes to/wins a Super Bowl in year two instead of year nine? Do the Titans become popular and a staple of Nashville without their 1999 playoff run? Is Steve McNair still alive today? What would Helen Hunt and Tom Hanks talk about at the end of Cast Away? The possibilities are endless. Now you could be an idiotic ass hole like this guy:
oooooorrrr you could have a little fun and play the what-if game.
Sure, you could have a 14-year-old's attitude with a stupid point like that or think about actual plays/coaching decisions and how one thing could forever alter sports. Here are some quick examples off the topic of my head. -Asante Samuel Catches the Interception He Dropped the Play Before the Helmet Catch.
Patriots go 19-0, are considered the greatest team in NFL history. Mercury Morris probably kills himself. Nobody knows who David Tyree is, and Eli Manning likely never makes the Hall of Fame. Randy Moss, Wes Welker, and Logan Mankins all have a ring now :(
-Don Dekinger Makes the Right Call During Game 6 of the 1985 World Series.
With the leadoff man out, do the Cardinals hold on to win that World Series? That means players like George Brett and Bret Saberhagen never win a ring and Terry Pendleton (0-5 in World Series) does. With a second ring, does Whitey Herzog’s “Whiteyball" revolutionize the way baseball is played going forward? What does this mean for the steroid era?
Brandon Bostick Doesn't Fuck Up the Onside Kick in the 2014 NFC Championship Game.
Aaron Rodgers gets back to a second Super Bowl and my favorite interception of all time doesn't happen two weeks later. Do we see a guy like Julius Peppers win a ring? Do people respect Mike McCarthy? Is Pete Carroll still in Seattle? This game has like 15 key plays where the Packers could've put the game away.
There are literally countless possibilities of butterfly effect moments in sports, making this such a fun topic to discuss. What if Malcolm Butler plays in Super Bowl LII? What happens to the Bills if Scott Norwood's kick is three feet to the left? What if Belichick stayed with the Jets? What if Alex Smith didn't get hurt in 2012 and Colin Kaepernick never gets a chance in San Fran? Now I've really opened a can of worms. I'm just super intrigued by the potential dominos that fall if Flutie starts instead of Rob Johnson. Say Flutie wins and remains the starter in Buffalo. Does that mean he never ends up in San Diego to mentor Drew Brees? How does Brees' career play out? Does he even up in New Orleans? Do millions of people never learn what a dropkick is? I could go on forever, baby!
What's your favorite example of the butterfly effect moment in sports history? Sound off in the comments! Song: Everyday Struggle (1994) Artist: Notorious B.I.G. Album: Ready to Die R.I.P. Christopher Wallace aka Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls. He was just 24 years old when he was murdered 24 years ago today in 1997 (Woah), and as even my also dead grandparents know, his killer has never been identified. I might be out B.I.G. time on the vast majority of current rap, but I LOVE 90s rap, especially when I was growing up. I had a Biggie t-shirt in college that got ruined by a leaking bottle of jager in my backpack (hardoooo). My dad's ringtone used to be Big Poppa from my flip phone days until like 2012. After I finish blogging tn, I'm watching the latest Netflix doc on Biggie to pay my respects. P.S.
Notorious B.I.G. inspired my t-shirt for spirit week my senior year of high school. LOL at that 17-year-old's attempt at muttonchops.
Last May, when Dak Prescott turned down $175 over five years (35 million a year), I thought he had lost his mind. It looks like Ole Dozo was wrong again as he just got PAID like Johnny Kemp/*NSYNC tune of $160 million over four years; 126 of which are guaranteed with 66 of those coming as a signing bonus.
I stand by my original take back in May. I'm all for taking billionaires for all you can, especially in such a brutal game with a finite amount of earning potential, but in the NFL, there is little thing called a salary cap. I think Dak is a damn good NFL QB, but how many times has a team drafted well only to have to make difficult decisions because they can't pay everybody. Again, get yours, but when you have a below-average left guard getting you killed or a defense that can't get off the field, you may wish you took a little less to build a better roster top to bottom, IMHO. Apart from Bill Belichick's genius, the primary reason the Patriots were able to maintain a two-decade double-dynasty is that Tom Brady took such team-friendly deals that allowed a more well-rounded roster around him.
I think Dak is a top 10 QB in the NFL, probably even higher, but getting into semantics about if he's #4, 7, or 9 is not worth my time at this or any moment. As a man with a soul, I'm glad to see him get so much guaranteed money after such a devastating ankle injury. I don't think this happens five years ago. I feel like this is the complete opposite of conventional sports history. Who else has turn downed an enormous deal, suffered a significant injury, only to get offered a better deal? I'm sure there's at least one other example, but I'll let you do that homework. What Dak Prescott just pulled off is more impressive than anything I've ever seen him do on a football field to this point. This man beat the system. Good for him. Will the Cowboys win a Super Bowl over the life of this deal? Probably not, but again, good for him. Now that Dak got his in this massive payday, which includes 75 million in year one, it would only be right to give Andy Dalton, Ben DiNucci, and Garrett Gilbert a little taste after they showed Jerry how much he truly matters to the Dallas Cowboys.
Even though I'm a stickler for using "well" in the necessary situations, I'm a big believer of the Deion Sanders mantra, "You look good, you feel good. You feel good, you play good. You play good, they pay good." Confidence matters, and looking good in whatever you do IMO leads to being more confident, i.e., more successful. The Patriots' new uniforms this season cost them at least a win. I'm convinced Cam doesn't fumble against the Bills or scores against the Seahawks if they kept the Brady jerseys.
Since joining the American Football League in 1968, the Cincinnati Bengals uniforms, for the most part, have not looked good, and as a result, they have not played "good" for nearly their entire existence; they have not won a playoff game since 1990.
From 1968-1980, partly because of pettiness, Paul Brown's Bengals wore these uniforms or a minorly tweaked version. The long sleeve look is actually almost swag and ruins my point, but...
...they were essentially Cleveland Brown uniforms with "Bengals" pasted on the helmet. It's like if the Mets wore old Dodgers uniforms with a crudely sewn-on "Mets" patch covering "Brooklyn". Bengals vs. Browns looked like an inter-squad scrimmage until 1981.
'81 was the year the Bengals gained their own identity by introducing their tiger-striped helmets and jerseys. Coincidentally, they won their first playoff game(s) that same season en route to the franchise's first Super Bowl appearance. They would make it to the Super Bowl again in 1988 in the same unis.
The Bengals kept those uniforms until 1997 when they brought an actual Bengal logo into the mix. Again, these almost hurt my point because I love these uniforms, but from 1997-2003 when they were the Bengals' primary jerseys, they never had a winning record, going 34-78 over that time period. I can understand why some people might not like them, but I personally am a fan of that look.
Since 2004 the Bengals have been one of the few teams who wear almost a baseball-t style uniform with a different color nameplate/shoulder situation—Major Arizona Cardinals vibes (another fugly uniform). The home and alternate are okay, but the away are puke.
I don't mean to pile on one of the league's cellar-dwelling franchises. It's lazy, but IMO their uniforms have historically been lower tier, and when you're historically a "loser" franchise, it doesn't help your cause. I fuck with the 80's and 90's look, but their stolen Browns unis and currents since 2004 have been gross. FTR, I LOVE their white color-rush uniforms.
I could talk uniforms all day, but I may be wasting my time here since what you're about to see are leaked uniforms that, as of 5:48 PM on March 8th, 2021, have not been confirmed by the Bengals. They look like the Texans and Bears got drunk, screwed, then continued to drink throughout the pregnancy, and these popped out:
Prior to Tom Brady's arrival, the Patriots were basically the same organization as the Bengals. With Joe Burrow, Cincinnati has their franchise guy for the next decade assuming he comes back healthy from his torn ACL. It's not 1974, but you never know with the Bengals.
This is their chance to rebrand and have a "winning" image going forward. They could rewrite their franchise's history over the next ten years and instead they go the double-stolen jersey route? Not only that but to steal from the Houston Texans and Chicago Bears! One is one of only four teams to never appear in a Super Bowl and current dumpster fire. The other is one of the most prestigious franchises in all of sports; if it was 1948. Take away 1985, and the Bears entire identity post-merger is gone. I have nothing against that team, but they've been run horribly since George Halas died. As soon as I saw them I immediately thought Houston Texans with the snoozeville generic font between the NFL shield and number. Same loser franchise energy.
The Bears uniforms are a classic look which makes them super easy to spot out when you've clearly taken bits and pieces from them. The numbers (and color scheme, but that's probably just the quality of the photo) look like a knockoff Bears jersey.
Much like the NFL's hatred of the arts when it comes to Super Bowl logos, there's plenty of fan-created uniform ideas that blow the actual ones out of the water.
I love uniforms, I'm always down to talk unis, but IMO these are lazy, stolen Wal-Mart jerseys. Most changes across the league the last few years have sucked. I don't like the Pats' new digs. The Jets' recent change is a disgrace; their old look was so timeless and clean. The Falcons and Rams are trying too hard. Honestly, the Chargers are the only wholesale changes of the last few seasons that I love; they knocked those out of the park. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think these (potential) new Bengals uniforms STINK. Mainly because they're a rip off of two other team's uniforms. Write your story. You've literally already gone down that road before.
What do you think about the Bengals (potential) new jerseys? Sound off in the comments!
Song: Queen of Peace (Live)
Artist: Florence + the Machine Album: How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful (2015)
Happy International Women's Day to my Queen and all Queens out there (except for literal ones; Monarchy is outdated as blue/pink gender norms).
Last night there was a special two-hour double-episode season finale of the revamped version of The Chase on ABC. While I'm sad to see the season end, it certainly ended on a high note! I gotta give credit to my girl Sara Haines, she finally said the answer to the final question of the Cash Builder round!!!
The first episode was pure domination by Ken "The Professor" Jennings. It was like watching Lebron play Wee Man one-on-one.
The Professor took those contestants to the woodshed, catching everybody with ease; something that had yet to happen this season.
In this event, I was hoping we'd see the Chasers go head-to-head, but shockingly, when all three contestants lose, they still get a chance to have one contestant play for a consolation prize determined by the Chaser. One person competes one on one vs the Chaser with no bonus since they shouldn't even be there in the first place. Ken offered 250K split three ways as the consolation prize. I'll be honest, this rubbed me the wrong way. Yes, I believe the minimum wage in this country is a joke and have some light "socialist" beliefs with the redistribution of wealth, but on game shows I'm a pure Robber Baron capitalist. There's no handouts here, especially when you suck at trivia.
But the second episode of the night, titled I'm Used to Men Chasing Me, featured another former Jeopardy winner, Elliot, and boy, oh boy, did he put on a show. Dude was hilarious and a true showman. He knew exactly what he was doing all night. He's why they used that title, and it is fucking perfect.
Elliot or J. Elliot Yates on Twitter won four games of Jeopardy and got a 1600 on his SATS without a calculator (NBD). This dude was electric from the jump but became a game show icon after he beat The Chaser, Brad Rutter.
I didn't even know he whipped the fan out until I was filming. My roommate and I did our best to hold in our laughter and gasps and absolutely fucking lost it once the camera turned off. What a move!
Thanks to using the proper hashtag, thousands of people saw my tweet, including the man himself.
Host Sara Haines quote-retweeted his quote-retweet of my tweet! The Dozo brand was on her timeline two weeks after joking she belonged in federal prison for giving the audience trivia blue balls (she probably doesn't know that!)
My notifications and mentions were going crazy, and I actually felt connected online; it was awesome. I tweet a lot of decent to good shit; it just slips through the cracks because I have less than 100 followers, and most never interact with my content. Algorithms hate me! But, last night was pure positivity, just sharing this experience with strangers. That's what it's all about. Everybody loved Elliot. Even the dude who beat him on Jeopardy got into the mix.
I had another The Chase contestant and Elliot's teammate, Chris, reply to a completely unrelated tweet.
As I wrote this blog, I noticed he quote-retweeted the video too. I legit had so much going on in my rather baron mentions that I just noticed it now (8:12 PM).
Elliot totally did set them up for success, and again this is where I have a problem. In episode one of the two epi finale, the losing team got a chance to play for $250,000. Meanwhile, Elliot's team that had all three people make it to the final round only banked $290,000 because Chris only earned 50K and Kathryn took the cowards way into the final by taking Brad's one step closer (Linkin Park, 2000) offer of $65,000 when she earned $125,000 in the Cash Builder round. Sure her hand-talking was v cute, but come on, do your part and believe in yourself. To her credit, she answered four questions correctly in the final, but Elliot deserved at least 150K for his trivia and showmanship performance. Absolutely electric game show contestant who I do not think we have seen the last of.
One thing is for certain:
P.S.
Nights like last night are exactly why I know I am going to make it as a blogger. Sure, my following is microscopic, but it's just because people don't see my stuff. It's a vicious cycle of solid tweets going unnoticed and sinking to the bottom of the internet. Thank you, Elliot, for being so entertaining and helping Dozo get some eyeballs online. I know I've got what it takes; maybe others are finally starting to wisen up. #HireDozo
Double P.S.
I am super nervous at the prospect of Elliot reading this blog and noticing every single minute (pronounced: mynute) usage error, and incorrect punctuation mark with his perfect 1600 SAT score having ass. I am getting Grammarly premium this weekend as a treat for a great week of blogging and generally positive thoughts.
Incredibly rare TRIPLE P.S.
I feel bad that I sort of spoiled the episode for my friend Jake who gives me access to the YoutubeTV I watch The Chase and all other live programmings on, assuming he saw my posts before his DVR time. But as one of my few friends whose supportive of me chasing my Barstool dreams, I'm sure he and the Mrs. would trade some spoilers for me to become #HIREDdozo with all these Twitter engagements! |
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