Last night the Patriots picked up their seven win of the season against the Arizona Cardinals, 27-13. For now, the Patriots occupy the AFC's seventh and final playoff spot.
I'd never want to hang out with him socially, but it sucks that Kyler Murray went down. Nobody wants to see that; you hope he can bounce back. At least he'll have plenty of time to game—# lowhangingfruit.
There's no denying his absence changed the entire game. Even though the Cards were only 4-8 going into MNF, with a dynamic mobile QB and D Hop vs. an offense that struggles to string three first downs together, anything can happen. With Colt McCoy at the helm, even with the Patriots' pedestrian offensive efforts, you knew they'd probably be fine (although my b hole for sure tightened up when it looked like Agholor fumbled and the Cards had a scoop and score of their own). I'll give Nelson some hashtag good guy credit for this **heads-up** play.
Josh Uche went off with three sacks to bring his season total to 10; when I heard that last night, I was low-key shocked. I watch every game but didn't realize he was anywhere close to those numbies. 55 doesn't play enough, last night was Josh's first game in 2022 where he logged over 45% of the defensive snaps (64%), but in the past five weeks, Uche has been an absolute beast. Nine sacks.
Uche's monster night makes him and Matt Judon the only teammates in the NFL with double digits sacks. I would've never guessed that, but it's super encouraging going into the regular season's final month.
I love watching Rhamondre Stevenson play football, it was a huge bummer to see him go down, but two young backs, Kevin Harris and Pierre Strong picked up the slack, showing how replaceable running backs can be.
Big Ups to super-utility man Marcus Jones on his first career INT. Only the Patriots could have a corner who scored on special teams and offensive before registering his first pick.
Dude lays the wood too.
MNF was a solid team win against a team that the Pats should beat. I fucking love that Mac barked at Patricia. That and the defensive TD were the highlights of the night.
We're 7-6 with four to go, and while I wholeheartedly expect to beat the Raiders, those final three games are tougher than a $2 steak—Bengals on Christmas Eve, Dolphins, and @ the Bills to close out the regular season. I could easily see this team going from 8-6 to 8-9, but maybe we find a way to go 3-1 and put up back-to-back 10-7 seasons.
I love the Pats and would enjoy seeing them make the playoffs, but I also know this team is flawed. If we get the Chiefs in the Wild Card round, we're at risk of having a worse loss than last year's playoff game. I believe in our defense, but this offense can't go blow for blow with Mahomes when 2 out of 3 passes are behind the line of scrimmage. For the good of the league, it'd probably be better to see the Chargers take the final playoff spot; they could maybe go on a run (even though Brandon Staley is a moron who hates field goals), but as of now, the Pats hold the seven seed, and it's theirs to lose. If they win out, they're guaranteed a playoff spot. Gun to my head, the Chargers get in ahead of us cause we're looking at 9-8 or 8-9, but at least we're in the mix. I wouldn't hate to see the Bills have home field locked up and rest guys, so we can get in over the Chargers. That's a straight-up loser mentality, but I just wanna get into the dance. You never know what can happen with a decent running game, solidish defense, and above-average kicker. As bad as the offense has looked this season, they have decent skill guys. Just find a way to score like 26 points. I was on the Zappe bandwagon, but I'm fully prepared to absolve Mac of nearly all responsibility for his regression this year. The playcalling SUCKS. He's not a dink-and-dunk guy. Let 10 sling it downfield, but it's almost impossible to do that when Trent Brown can't pass block because he weighs like 450, and whoever's been at RT whether it's Wynn or that bum, who shouldn't be rocking #75 is essentially a turnstile. I believe in Mac; the Patriots have failed him this season. They deserve a much larger slice of the blame pie.
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I didn't watch the Manningcast last night. It was a great alternative to a shitty booth last year, but with Troy and Buck, I'm not turning them off (they're the best duo in the business by default since Al Michaels and Collinsworth broke up). Peyton told a funny story about Belichick's pettiness. Fuck Art Modell!
Double P.S.
R.I.P. Mike Leach.
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Song: the 1 (2020) Artist: Taylor Swift Album: Forklore I gave my fully grown baby sister Song of the Day rights on her birthday, and I decided today that decision officially triggered a new dozonlife trend where I delegate the SOD choice to a loved one on their b-day. It forces me to engage in conversation for at least a text or two. That's something I struggle with because I live inside my head lolol and it basically guarantees a click. Desperate times call for desperate measures (not really though, I'm blowing up...Shit Ubah Drivers Hear has over 740 likes on TikTok as of 7:34 pm). Today's SOD honors were bestowed upon one of my best friends Jake redacted last name. Happy Birthday, brotha. Sorry, you went from first to worst in fantasy. What matters is you're winning in real life. Just realizing now I said "dips" instead of "dibs," I mix in a typo in about 44% of my texts to pay homage to the DOL days before Grammarly. Hand up, I assumed this song was on Midnights and am glad I double-checked. I'd feel like a fool if I published a blog with inaccurate information. I can live with a typo, but I strive for everything that isn't my opinion to be 100% factually correct. Like how on this date in 1758 the Duke William sunk in the North Atlantic, killing over 360 people and 167 years later, somehow still alive Dick Van Dyke was born (congrats on turning 97 today). FUCK THIS (not in the cool, Minx way). via: IndieWire “Minx” has gone out of print after all. HBO Max canceled its period comedy series after it was picked up for a second season last May. Sources from Lionsgate, the production company behind the series, confirmed the cancellation to IndieWire. According to the sources, production on Season 2 recently wrapped before HBO Max opted to cancel the series, but Lionsgate TV hopes to shop the series to other outlets. “We have enjoyed a good partnership with HBO Max and are working closely to find a new opportunity for ‘Minx,’ so current, and new viewers, can continue this journey with us,” Lionsgate said in a statement. In addition to canceling the second season, HBO Max will also remove the first season, which premiered in March, from the platform. The nixing of “Minx” is the latest cancelation of previously greenlit projects at the streamer, including the DC movie “Batgirl” and several animated series. In addition, the comedy is the latest of dozens of series to be removed from the streamer, such as “Generation,” “The Not-Too-Late Show with Elmo,” “12 Dates of Christmas,” and “Infinity Train.” In news that's almost as shitty as learning that single women couldn't put a credit card in their name until the 1970s (seriously, how fucked is that?), HBO Max has canceled Minx.
It's a huge bummer. 2022 has been an excellent year for HBO/HBO Max content. I've watched The Gilded Age, Winning Time, Barry, The Rehearsal, Righteous Gemstones, The White Lotus (banged it out in about a week), and Minx. I could be forgetting more, but that's what I've got off the top of my head. Southside S3 just started, and I need to see that; it's fucking hysterical if you haven't caught it yet. I love HBO/HBO Max content, but this is a straight-up scumbag move and one that they've pulled before; luckily I don't pay for HBO Max, but if I did, I'd be even madder. This is some bull shit. It's like GLOW all over again, except Max isn't using the panny as a scapegoat to cut a women-driven series. Minx told an important, fun story, and finding out this news put a damper on my day, but in a way, it's very Minx for this to happen. Apparently, Lionsgate is shopping the series around. Hopefully, it lands on its feet somewhere that I have a sub/use someone else's for. I'm pretty good at buying my own and spreading the love, but I use fam/friends' Pmount+, YoutubeTV, and HBO Max. I'd like to see it on Hulu or Netflix, but I just hope someone picks up season two. I need to know what happens with Bottom Dollar. In today's crazy political climate, this show needs to continue. 97% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, and HBO Max pulls the plug. Good call!
The 2022 Patriots have been frustratingly decent in 2022. Going into Week 14, the Pats have allowed the 6th fewest points in the NFL. Rhamondre Stevenson has been a delight. Unfortunately, Matt Patricia has stunted Mac Jone's growth worse than cigarettes and vodka in the womb, making this offense borderline unwatchable.
Despite atrocious play calling, if the Patriots beat the lowly 4-8 Arizona Cardinals (who STILL haven't had a tight end record 100+ receiving yards in a game since 1989) in the toaster, they'll hop over the Chargers for the final AFC playoff spot.
I love my Patriots, but I'm reasonable. I don't think this team will make the playoffs. They end the season with Bengals, Dolphins, and @Bills. Even if they did get in, unless things drastically change on offense, they aren't going anywhere...BUT... all things considered, it's remarkable this team is in that position despite all its shortcomings (Patricia's worst play calling in the NFL, Jake Bailey, a Swiss cheese offensive line, bad defense against good QBs).
FTR, I don't think tonight's game is a gimme by any means. I've learned from our last MNF game against a mobile QB, but this poorly worded blog title is 100% true. If the Patriots win tonight, they move into 7th place in the American Football Conference (as shown in that playoff machine screenshot). I think it's fair to question Belichick. Yes, he's one of, if not the greatest coach in NFL history, but even the legends eventually have the game pass them by. Tom Landry and Chuck Noll coached too long. I think Belichick is still great, and I'd take him over probably every coach in the league if I really thought about it, but you have to question his decision-making at times. He can be too conservative on 4th down (which is crazy when you think how his 09 call foreshadowed modern 4th down tendencies). This offense sucks, and it's on him for hiring a fucking failed head coach and D coordinator (who let Nick Foles cement his big dick into NFL lore, giving up 41 to a fucking backup QB in Super Bowl LII...which btw saw Malcolm Butler benched...but let's not go down that rabbit hole right) to call plays for a 2nd year QB. I'm just saying even though Belichick is responsible for this offense sucking; he also deserves a little credit for having this team in this spot (even though they've lost two straight; in his defense, we got fucked by the overturned Hunter Henry TD on Thanksgiving). I know nobody is gonna feel bad for Patriot fans if this team misses the playoffs, and admittedly, I'm much more concerned about the Celtics. Obviously, I want the Pats to win the Super Bowl, but I'm not gonna give myself false hope that it's possible, even if we end up in the seven seed tonight and in control of our playoff destiny with four games to play with a sneaky good defense and decent running game. I'm not gonna think about how in 2018, I wrote the Pats off once Josh Gordon got suspended because that team had Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski. I'm simply saying that if we win tonight, we move into 7th place. If we lose this game, the season is officially over. You can't lose to Kyler of Duty. What great stakes for MNF! P.S. I can't be the only person who found this weird. I love Cosell and know the "anniversary" of that call recently passed, but not only was the field goal blocked, but the Pats lost the game. I know it was just a football game, as Howard so eloquently stated, but it's a weird move to use that historic moment in a video celebrating the Patriots on Monday Night Football, right? Especially when the Patriots played in some great MNF games in the 70s. I've fallen asleep to their 1976 game vs. the Jets multiple times.
Double P.S.
Speaking of the Pats playing on MNF. Six years ago, I saw the 2016 Pats beat the Ravens on MNF with my day for my 25th bday present. I ended up losing my fantasy playoff matchup as the #1 seed when Tucker hit a 50+ yarder, but it was still an awesome game.
This was much better than 21, when we watched them beat the Pats in the AFC Championship Game in what ended up being the final game of Wes Welker, Danny Woodhead and Aaron Hernandez's Patriot careers. S/O Chris Hogan.
Song: Artefact (2022)
Artist: Phoenix Album: Alpha Zulu
Ya boi's blogging on a Monday for the first time in forever; it only took until 4:30 pm to start my day today! I guess that's what happens when you take a solid 2-hour nap during the Sunday NFL slate, watch The White Lotus until 4:30 am, and pass out after seven. Not ideal, but things are actually looking up for the Doz man. I'm feeling relatively happy rn, which is rare and will be celebrated (speaking of celebrating, I turn 31 on Thursday, which apparently is literally the least lucky birthday according to Japan).
Is today's SOD a possible late entry to my 2022 Apple Music top 100 plays?? I've liked Phoenix since I heard "Too Young" in Shallow Hal (which is currently #67; I'll even give you a taste of a full screenshot worth of the list/chart).
But hand up, I just found out today that they dropped a new album last month. I'm digging this so far (s/o Apple Music for the recommendation), but I wish it had a real music video. I hate when SOD's are this format. Okay, super long SOD blog complete. Time to finish the year strong (did you know I've been going to the gym regularly since November 7th?).
I haven't written as much as I'd like the last few weeks/months, but since I'm up and this news is still relatively fresh, I figured I might as well blow off some fuck John Henry stream for old-time's sake.
Let me make it abundantly clear. I don't care about the Red Sox. I won't let them break my heart again. I'll always be grateful for the four World Series seasons. Those were magical times in my life, but soulless ownership, which only sees this team as a business and not a bedrock of New England life, can blow me. They got bored of this toy and moved on. I get it, you broke the curse, but even that isn't enough to stop trying. Sell the fucking team if you're over it. The fans who helped you become a billionaire deserve better. I know Xander is 30, but the way this team dicked him around with the lowballing when he wanted to stay is just textbook scumbag Red Sox. It wouldn't have taken an 11-year deal had they taken care of this already. Instead they weren't even in the same ballpark (no pun intended) as the Padres offer. It's crazy how often this team has splurged on free agents who couldn't handle Boston but treated the homegrown studs like red-headed step-children. The way they treated Tito on the way out was despicable. Mookie should've gotten a bag, Xander should've gotten a bag, and they should've never traded Lester. I'm sure we'll see Raffy shipped out for spare parts in the upcoming weeks, but at least this 5th-place team just bought a closer!
As much as I hate ownership, I'll always love my Red Sox memories, and it still feels weird to me that I don't care about this team. Maybe it's just getting older, and priorities change, but it's mostly how scumbag ownership has ruined this franchise while they've moved onto other bright and shiny new ones like the fucking Pittsburgh Penguins and a new Vegas NBA team (I believe the rumors!). I've made the analogy before, but I feel like a spouse who didn't want to get divorced but had no choice but to leave with how their partner acted. I thought I'd spend the rest of my life caring about the Sox more than myself, but the lack of giving a fuck wore me down. I won't let myself get worked up over a franchise with all the money in the world that refuses to spend it on the right guys. As for Xander, who could blame him for taking this deal? 280 mill over 11 years to live in sunny San Diego? You'd be a fool to say no to that. Sure, there's still the Dodgers, but the Padres just made it to the NLCS without Tatis and added another stud SS to a team that already has two. I've heard rumors of moving Xander to 1B, but I'm not concerned or worried about that aspect. Bogey already has two rings so worst case he's just gonna be rich AF on a cool team with swaggy uniforms in a beautiful city. I feel bad for the Red Sox fans who love the Sox and continue to care. I get where they're coming from; I wish I could love baseball as I once did. It still feels like part of me is missing without my Sox fandom and everything that came with it. But this just sucks. Another homegrown champion stud leaving Boston. I saw this dude lay off a pitcher's pitch in Game 6 of the 2013 ALCS rocking a left tackle number (72) to help set up Victorino's slam, and now he's gone west like Mookie and Orsillo. I am happy for Don, but you know he got off rubbing this in the Sox face. They fucked that up too. Don should've been with the Sox for life.
Despite everything that led up to this move, I still thought the Red Sox would figure something out. Reports on Twitter seemed promising. Then bam. He's gone in the middle of the night like the Baltimore Colts. This move is just the first shoe to drop. There's no way Raffy stays now without Xander. Had the Sox locked them both up, I would have considered coming back next year, but I refuse to care about a team whose owner doesn't give a fuck. Sell the team to somebody who does. I still can't fucking believe this team traded Mookie Betts. I don't think about it every hour like I did for about 18 months, but when I was driving to the chiropractor today, it just hit me again. Like you really traded Mookie fucking Betts for dog shit because you wanted to save money despite having more than anybody could ever possibly need in three lifetimes. Idc how this blog comes off, it's late, I'm gonna rip a bowl and watch another episode of White Lotus. I started it at the gym tonight and am quite enthralled. In conclusion, fuck John Henry forever.
P.S. It was one thing when we'd lose guys to the Yankees, but to see the fucking San Diego Padres who already have like seven shortstops get our guy is a real kick in the balls. These are not the Red Sox I grew up loving.
Double P.S.
At least there's the C's. I was actually looking forward to this game and they made it a laugher. Just get to the playoffs healthy.
Song: Oregon (2022) Artist: Briston Maroney Album: Oregon/Harvard (single) Apple Music suggested this a few days ago and I dig it. Time to rip John Henry!
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - It's a word that the Florida governor has used multiple times, even naming a piece of legislation after it and describing Sunshine State as the place where "woke goes to die." But what does that word mean?
Last week, the legal fight for Andrew Warren – the twice-elected Hillsborough state attorney who was suspended by Gov. Ron DeSantis earlier this year – reached the inside of the courtroom as he argued for his job back. On August 4, the governor suspended Warren for incompetence and neglect of duty. The governor pointed to two pledges Warren had signed not to prosecute abortion and gender-affirming cases. DeSantis, at the time, criticized Warren's "woke" politics. In response, Warren noted, "The governor’s order is just based on pure conjecture and lies about what he thinks I’m going to do with cases that haven’t even come before me yet." During the testimony, Warren's attorney, Jean-Jacques Cabou asked those within DeSantis' administration what "woke" meant to them. The governor's general counsel, Ryan Newman, said, in general, it means "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." He added that DeSantis doesn't believe there are systemic injustices in the country, reports Florida Politics. "To me, it means someone who believes that there are systemic injustices in the criminal justice system, and on that basis they can decline to fully enforce and uphold the law," Newman said, according to Florida Politics. Taryn Fenske, the communications director for DeSantis, described "woke" as a "slang term for activism…progressive activism," reports Florida Politics. The trial wrapped up Thursday evening. U.S. Federal Judge Robert Hinkle said he will begin reviewing the case in two weeks, the earliest his schedule would allow. The loser of Hinkle’s ruling will likely appeal the decision to the Eleventh district court of appeals in Georgia. If the governor wins his appeal and they uphold Warren’s suspension that would be the end of the road for Warren's legal battle. However, if Warren wins, he will be reinstated immediately and the acting state attorney, Suzy Lopez, appointed by the governor, will have to step aside.
When Ron DeathSantis isn't cosplaying as a Top Gun pilot or ignoring science, he's busy being Florida's favorite fascist. Make no mistakes about it. He's a vile little man. I genuinely loathe this sad excuse of a person. He represents the worst of America.
I've watched from afar as Ron DeSantis and his christofascism attacks fundamental freedom and personal sovereignty, but this latest news perfectly encapsulates what a fucking idiot this guy is. As the official woke boogeyman, it's a fair question. "What does woke even mean?" According to DeSantis and his SS, before defining "woke," the following things were "woke."
via: Washington Post
Last year, DeSantis championed an egregiously on-the-nose piece of legislation called the “Stop W.O.K.E.” Act. Roughly centered on the use of “critical race theory” — under its inflated, toxic new definition — it limited what schools, universities and private businesses could teach students or employees.
“I think what you see now with the rise of this ‘woke’ ideology is an attempt to really delegitimize our history and to delegitimize our institutions,” DeSantis said then. “And I view the wokeness as a form of cultural Marxism.” This was meant literally, in part. A new training regimen on U.S. history meant to elide the insidious influence of “critical race theory” was derided by teachers as inaccurate and for downplaying slavery. But it was also meant in the abstract. “Woke” means accommodating the ways in which America is changing and in which non-White and non-cis Americans are incorporated into the public conversation. DeSantis and other Republicans understand that the narrow understanding of “woke” and “critical race theory” are less useful than broader ones in which those terms are slang references to something like “dumb stuff the left wants that undermines the way things have always been.”
According to DeSantis' lawyers, woke is "the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." Saying that everything is perfect and there are no issues sounds like China or Russia to me.
I don't care what side of the aisle you fall on; if you agree with that definition, you're a fucking idiot. I don't care if this comes off as rude; these people sure as shit don't care, so two can play that game. Before DeSantis makes history illegal in Florida public schools or completely rewrites it, let's remember that America was built on injustice. "Our" land was stolen from the natives, and enslaved people were used to cultivate that land and produce goods for centuries. As a nearly 31 year man, it's easy to get caught up in time, but it's insane how recent some of America's biggest injustices were. Women couldn't vote before 1920. There were no black Major leaguers when World War II ended. Most of us have family members who were alive during Jim Crow. There are millions of other examples I don't have the time or emotional energy to dive into that still affect us today. Even racists know that non-whites don't get the same treatment. There are systemic injustices all around this country. Look at the quality of public schools in cities with high minority populations. How about living in a capitalist society where wages stay stagnant but the cost of living constantly skyrockets? That affects people of all races and identities. I just don't understand how anybody can say there aren't injustices in American society that need to be addressed. I had my head in the sand for the longest time and didn't believe it, either. Then I woke up and realized how fucked up things are. I had bought into the propaganda that America is the world's greatest country. I was ignorant and learned from my mistakes (you know? like what people are supposed to do in life). Don't get me wrong, there are worse places to be, and small-minded morons who can't hold multiple thoughts or viewpoints simultaneously will be like, see, America isn't so bad. It's like telling a 3rd degree burn victim their injuries aren't so bad because other people died in the fire. Just because someone else got it worse doesn't mean the other person's situation is ideal. We should always be striving forward. Ron DeathSantis only believes in freedom if you agree with him, which, spoiler alert, isn't freedom. He has zero empathy and feeds off the ignorant population in Florida that are products of some of the worst public schools in the country. His team's definition of "woke" is laughable. He'll continue to use it as a dog whistle while trailer trash, who can't afford toothpaste, keeps cheering him on in their toothless smiles. Saying you're anti-woke is like saying you're anti-progress with zero empathy. If DeSantis was born 100ish years earlier, I'm sure he would've called suffragettes and people trying to end child labor woke too. Upton Sinclair get your woke agenda out of here. Our green meats are perfect! When Ronny McFascist meets his maker someday, he'll send him somewhere much more south than Floriduh.
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Case and point.
I've always been a big-ass dude (despite having a flat ass, no matter my weight), but my struggles with maintaining a normal/healthy body weight are well-documented. I get the idea of body positivity but have a hard time supporting it. I agree that we should treat all people with respect, but I don't like the idea of telling morbidly obese people it's okay to be fat. It's not. There are serious health risks that come with obesity. I'm a fat dude who's fluctuated since I was a teen; I know this all too well. I've had substantial weight losses in 2005, 2009, 2012, 2016, and 2019. Despite my dark ass sense of humor, I don't wanna die. It scares the fucking shit out of me. Because of this, I recently started going to the gym again about a month ago. I'm starting to notice changes (my roommate even said something about it yesterday!), but my two+ year Covid binge will take a WHILE to shed. I wish I had started months/years ago, but I wasn't in the right mindset, but I reached that point and am trying to get a hold of things. I know that I'm worth it, and this song high key gave me a confidence boost I desperately needed. My pronouns on my Twitter are fat/fuck as a joke; everybody knows I support the LGBTQ+ community. Sure, I don't get the whole I'm a they thing, but if that's what you wanna be, do you. There are literally billions of more important things to stress about. But as a fat/fuck, I've had my struggles with women, more so that I'm too afraid to put myself out there because I'm a big boiii and think that nobody of quality will give me the time of day. It may seem shallow, but I don't wanna be with a woman as massive as me and conversely understand why someone would write me off because of my size. I love a thiiiicccc queen, but being where I am in my brain, it feels like all that's out there for me are fellow 4Xers, and honestly, I'd rather be alone. My shrink tells me constantly that there are plenty of larger men in happy relationships with conventionally attractive women, and I've seen countless examples with my own eyes. Still, with my track record and lack of confidence in my current state, I feel like it's not gonna happen for me given my present-day career and health situations. With 31 around the corner, I'm definitely starting to think more long-term. As fucked up as the world is, I would like to have a family someday, and it's easy to start doing that kid math. Last time I got laid Gronk was technically still on the Pats, which is embarrassing and heartbreaking, and I don't want to have kids with someone who isn't my wife (as a child of divorce, one of my biggest fears is bringing up kids in that same situation). I haven't been on a date since before Covid, and I think like, damn, we're looking at like 2-3 years from now best case scenario, before seriously settling down, which would mean I'm over 50 when my future kids graduate high school. I mean, part of me is cool with waiting until I'm more financially established, but I also don't want to keep putting my life on hold. I'd love to be in a relationship or in love, but because of my lack of self-worth, due to my weight and life in general; I haven't even tried in years. I get it; it's easy to shit on SNL, but I watch almost every episode, and I think it's a lot better than what I see/hear on social media. I didn't know who Keke Palmer was going into this episode, but she did a decent job. My favorite skit from Saturday's episode was this ode to big boys for those cold winter months. Representation matters!!! And even if it's sort of a joke, watching this video made me feel better about myself. I mean, this bop is loaded up like a premium baked potato with big man facts. Just last night I brought in all my groceries in just one trip (plus my one gallon water bottle). I haven't flown since 2018 because I know I won't fit in coach. I still wear shorts this time of year. I'm an elite cuddler and produce plenty of body heat. I just wish Sarah Sherman was in this song. These ladies crushed it (and I'd love to crush Ego), but I've got a serious SNL crush on Sarah Squirm. Again, I support all people's right to express themselves however they want, queer cuts and body hair aren't my swag but when they doll up Sarah in more traditionally femme appearances, she's undeniably hot. Fuck, even as Sarah Squirm she does it for me. What I'm trying to say in this blog is that I fucking love this song. It should be on streaming services. I see where people are coming from when they say it feels nice to be represented on screen. I get it, not everybody wants a big boy, and that's okay, but as a big boiiii, who feels unwanted because of his size and struggles, this skit meant a lot to me (along with plenty of other big boys in the comments). It's funny with a good message, everybody involved did an awesome job. Punkie wrote a great song. Ego's delivery on the "did this man just die?" line killed me. I'd love to share a blanket in first class with Cecily. SNL almost always crushes it's musical skits and this is just the latest example of that. If any ladies reading this are looking for a big boi this winter I'm only a click away.
Song: Train in Vain (1979) [live] Artist: The Clash Album: London Calling You're listening to what's currently my 35rd most played song of 2022 according to Apple Music! |
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