Is this not the most Gronk thing of all time? Just lost in the White House trying to find his friends. My guess is probably got bored and wanted to check some stuff out, but then somehow got lost and just wondered in there trying to find everybody. Just opening doors hoping he runs into Edelman.
If I was Sean Spicer I might have considered keeping Gronk in the room. There has never been a more beloved player on a hated franchise than Rob Gronkowski. Jet fans don't even hate Gronk. There are sooooo many Patriot haters out there who even admit they fuck with Gronk. I mean how could you not? He's just a big human puppy and everybody loves puppies. He just wants to have fun, roll around, drink, play catch and fuck. He's beast and just a lot of fun. If you don't like Gronk you must be the wettest of blankets. He's honestly the perfect human being, minus the fact that he's made out of ripped tin foil and broken glass.
If I was Sean Spicer or Trump I'd see a way to add Gronk to the team. Give him like a consultant job and I bet the Trump administrations approval rating goes through the rood. If Gronk can become a beloved national treasure despite being a star on the NFL's most hated team, then maybe he could help the most hated President get a little more love. Plus the odds of him breaking his back go down exponentially.
On the day Aaron Hernandez hanged himself, it's nice to have a lighthearted story involving the other half of that dynamic 2010 draft class tight end duo.