Harmony 2.0 is the world’s only ‘talking’ sex doll that has 18 personalities.
Relationships existing between robots and humans are getting increasingly emotional. Demands for sex robots or dolls are especially on rise. In an effort to make more realistic sex dolls, designers of RealDoll have come up with Harmony 2.0, the new-age ‘talking’ sex doll that possesses 18 different traits including ‘shy’ and ‘sexual.’
Harmony 2.0 has a Scottish-sounding accent and is expected to cost around $10,000.
In a video posted online, we can hear the voice of Matt McCullen, CEO of RealDoll, asking the doll how she feels about sex. To which, she replies, “Sex is one of the most fascinating things in the world. I don’t think there is anything wrong in it.”
The doll has a strong memory which allows her to remember facts about her owner.
Speaking to the Daily Star, Mr McCullen said: “The idea of the robot is to help someone find a level of companionship that they may not be able to achieve otherwise. You will be able to say to her: "I'm hungry, what should I eat?" and she would say: "Well you told me pizza is your favourite food maybe you should have that.”
First off that might be the creepiest video of all time. I'm legit uncomfortable. Between the guy (who probably just finished playing Dungeons and Dragons for 72 straight hours) asking the question and the way "her" answer was worded, my skin is crawling.
I hate talking about sexual shit on here mainly because it makes me uncomfortable AF. I know the majority of my readers, some are my friend's parents, some are my parents. It's not exactly who I want reading my takes on this type of stuff. They can see what I think about the Red Sox. Also I'm just not a very sexual person (shocker). Being awkward and having weight problems is not exactly a winning formula in getting laid. The game has passed me by. But when I saw this news I had to break my silence.
My friends/future co-workers at Barstool talk about pre-crime all the time. If you're unfamiliar with that term here is some help from the most reliable source in the world, Wikipedia.
"It is increasingly used in academic literature to describe and criticise the tendency in criminal justice systems to focus on crimes not yet committed. Pre-crime has been defined as 'substantive coercive state interventions targeted at non-imminent crimes'. Pre-crime intervenes to punish, disrupt, incapacitate or restrict those deemed to embody future crime threats. The term pre-crime embodies a temporal paradox, suggesting both that a crime has not occurred and that the crime that has not occurred is a foregone conclusion."
Basically it's the idea of locking up people who seem likely to commit heinous crimes before they commit a real crime to prevent it. Like how kids that fuck with animals at a young age usually turn into serial killers. So that should be taken very seriously.
Same can be said here.
Because If you spent over $10,000 on a talking robot to be your girlfriend you should be locked up the minute you type in your credit card information. These aren't normal people who also have sex with living humans that are buying this. When the price reaches $10 grand I think you can cross out normal people just trying to add a little excitement to the bedroom.
It's not like stopping at an Amazing Super Store on your way home from work and spending $100 trying to spice shit up and surprise your wife. Once you are willing to spend $10,000 on a sex robot you have officially crossed over into freak territory, and not a freak in the cool way like
"damn I bet that chick is a freak"
It's like "wow that freak raped and killed 9 children, how did we not see it coming?"
That kind of freak.
When that happens, don't blame me because I warned you.
It's like what Dave Chappelle said about Aid's. It couldn't have came from someone having sex with monkeys AND people, because nobody does both, it's either or.
Same with people who spend $10,000 on sex robots. You don't make that kind of financial investment and then also are a normal dude who go to bars trying to pick up chicks, unless it's chicks who's skin you plan on taking.
If you are buying a programmable, talking fuck doll who can suggest you eat pizza you are a sexual deviant who should not be on the streets. Straight up. I'm judging the fuck out of you. If you're willing to spend 10,000 dollars because porn and some lotion isn't enough I do not trust you. You are not wired the way normal humans are. I do not want to know what you are capable of.
Sure that robot in the picture has crazy "fuck me eyes" I'll give you that, but guess what so do literally millions of real, living, breathing women out there. At what point does someone decide they're a sex robot person? I'm very intrigued by that. If you have a spare $10,000 lying around to spend on sex doll I can't imagine how else you would use your money.
Look I get lonely too, it's been way too long since Ole Dozo did the deed. I get that being alone can suck, more than most people, but guess what, I'm not giving up on being a normal human. Some day it will happen. And if it doesn't I'd still rather go the rest of my life with never getting laid again then become Ryan Gosling from Lars and The Real Girl. It's a lot better to be the awkward guy with no game than the guy who decides it's a good idea to have a relationship with robot.
I'm not a quitter. And that's basically what anybody who buys this is doing. They are saying I'm all set with society. I'm a robot fucker now. So let me do you a favor and get rid of the middle man and inevitable police investigation for when some random town has 23 missing women because they let some freak spend $10,000 on a sex robot and did nothing to stop it. I say throw anybody who buys one in jail and destroy the key. I think regardless of how you fall on the political spectrum, we can all agree that people who are willing to spend 10 fucking grand on a robot to basically rape should not be allowed to walk the streets. I guess lucky for us these people probably never leave their mom's basement, but still I think the better option is throwing them in jail.