The New York Mets twitter is doing a Q and A with star OF Yoenis Cespedes. I think that's pretty cool, when you let fans get direct access to a star and ask him questions. A lot time they're pretty stupid, filtered questions that aren't exactly hard hitting. But all and all it is just some good fun.
HOWEVER, KFC from barstool just retweeted this on my timeline, I think he's a fantastic blogger and always talks about "pre-crime" all the time on the blog and on podcasts, which is acts people do that would show they likely menaces to society, kind of like kids that destroy animals growing up turning into serial killers. Except this a lot more lighthearted.
During the #ASKYO Q and A a Mets fan posed the question to YO, what is your favorite Pizza in NY? He came back with this:
Who the fuck isn't a pizza lover?
On the internet nowadays there is a lot of fake outrage and people complaining just to complain but seriously, not being a pizza lover is a sin. People can't agree on much, but there are two things online that are sacred that all people can agree on, everybody loves pizza and everybody loves puppies. If you dislike either you are some sort of subspecies that I do not trust.
Now I get it YO is Cuban so he probably grew up eating garbage and may have not fully dove into US culture and shit, but then again this dude drove a different car to spring training every day so I think he has assimilated into US over indulgence culture.
No wonder why Yo went cold in the World Series. You can't count on a human that is not a pizza guy/pizza girl. Even the biggest health nuts love pizza. I haven't eaten pizza in four months and I honestly think about killing myself everyday, I'm losing weight so I can be healthy and maybe even get girls again, but at times I honestly think enjoying pizza is worth more to me than that. Pizza is everything.
That poses my question what are the biggest red flags a person can have? Honestly I think not liking pizza or puppies are 1 and 1A on that list. Tell me what you think? I think it could make a great future blog.