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Is Not Liking Pizza The Biggest Red Flag About A Person Ever?

5/19/2016

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During the #ASKYO Q and A a Mets fan posed the question to YO, what is your favorite Pizza in NY? He came back with this: 

I don't know I'm not a pizza lover. #AskYo https://t.co/oAUSmPpeF4

— New York Mets (@Mets) May 19, 2016

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Who the fuck isn't a pizza lover?

On the internet nowadays there is a lot of fake outrage and people complaining just to complain but seriously, not being a pizza lover is a sin.  People can't agree on much, but there are two things online that are sacred that all people can agree on: everybody loves pizza and puppies. If you dislike either you are some sort of subspecies that I do not trust.

Now I get it YO is Cuban so he probably grew up eating garbage and may have not fully dove into US culture and food, but then again this dude drove a different car to spring training every day so I think he has assimilated into US over-indulgence culture. 

And the Oscar goes to Yoenis Cespedes for Car Wash. pic.twitter.com/bcBBrBa0yl

— Vince Ruggiero (@VINCE_RUGGIERO) February 28, 2016
No wonder why Yo went cold in the World Series. You can't count on a human that is not a pizza guy/pizza girl. Even the biggest health nuts love pizza. I haven't eaten pizza in four months and I honestly think about killing myself everyday, I'm losing weight so I can be healthy and maybe even get girls again, but at times I honestly think enjoying pizza is worth more to me than that. Pizza is everything. 

That poses my question what are the biggest red flags a person can have? Honestly I think not liking pizza or puppies are 1 and 1A on that list. Tell me what you think? I think it could make a great future blog. 
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10/6/2017 10:44:13 am

That is unacceptable and is considered the greatest sin in the world. Everyone loves pizza. Pizza is like the universal food because every country has their own version of pizzas and they all enjoy it. A person who doesn't love pizza isn't a person at all. Pizza is a very sacred gift brought down by the Gods and it should be accepted, loved, and eaten by every one of us. He is even living in New York City. One of the greatest places to buy pizza.

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