During the #ASKYO Q and A a Mets fan posed the question to YO, what is your favorite Pizza in NY? He came back with this:
Who the fuck isn't a pizza lover?
On the internet nowadays there is a lot of fake outrage and people complaining just to complain but seriously, not being a pizza lover is a sin. People can't agree on much, but there are two things online that are sacred that all people can agree on: everybody loves pizza and puppies. If you dislike either you are some sort of subspecies that I do not trust.
Now I get it YO is Cuban so he probably grew up eating garbage and may have not fully dove into US culture and food, but then again this dude drove a different car to spring training every day so I think he has assimilated into US over-indulgence culture.
No wonder why Yo went cold in the World Series. You can't count on a human that is not a pizza guy/pizza girl. Even the biggest health nuts love pizza. I haven't eaten pizza in four months and I honestly think about killing myself everyday, I'm losing weight so I can be healthy and maybe even get girls again, but at times I honestly think enjoying pizza is worth more to me than that. Pizza is everything.
That poses my question what are the biggest red flags a person can have? Honestly I think not liking pizza or puppies are 1 and 1A on that list. Tell me what you think? I think it could make a great future blog.