Is This The Most Out of Touch Statement of 2023?

Ron DeSantis is arguably the worst person currently breathing air in North America. I'll concede that there may be worse people abroad, but here in the Western Hemisphere, Ronny DeFascist takes the cake (especially if it was made a gay bakery) as the most menacing threat to the mirage of freedom left in America.

This blog will be a quicky since my mental health won't allow me to do the proper research to back up my claim about why Ron DeSantis is evil personified (this tiktok sums it up pretty well). His vibe screams, "I'd unplug your life support to charge my cell phone." It doesn't matter that he wears high heels WITH lifts to identify as someone who isn't below the average height for men in America or that he stands in the mirror and copies Donald Trump's gestures and mannerisms. 

What does matter is this wannabe dictator is a legitimate threat to democracy as we know it. He removes democratically elected people from their positions of power. He talks about preserving freedom while dictating what you can say or read. He only cares about culture wars and oppression. If this man died today, I would celebrate like I would've had the Patriots gone 19-0 on February 3rd, 2008. Everybody needs to WAKE tf up and realize this man is a fascist with no redeeming qualities.

Ron Desanctimonious, as Donny calls him, is also a fucking fraud. This quote is one of the most pandering things I've ever seen. It's hard to believe it's not a parody. For someone who hates trans people, he sure does care a lot about making sure you understand his identity as a person who just so happens to be from two of the most crucial swing states.

genuinely made me LOL pic.twitter.com/d6cyqCUkUr

— mindy□ (@mindyisser) March 19, 2023

So it's looking like Donald Trump will be arrested on Tuesday, which, while encouraging, is not something I'll believe until I see it. If it takes Al Capone-like charges to put the man he organized a Coup behind bars, so be it. Even though DJT and Ronald McDisneyDestroyer are eerily similar in their hateful beliefs, they are not exactly the best of friends. While it was sort of cool to see Ron DeathSantis throw shade at his orange rival, his little anecdote about Soros-funded prosecutors is RICH. I'm choking on irony.

Ron DeSantis is asked about a possible Trump indictment. He immediately blasts the Manhattan DA as a "Soros-funded prosecutor." But then he also says, "look, I don't know what goes into paying hush money to a porn star to secure silence over some type of alleged affair." pic.twitter.com/g63X2U3xlk

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 20, 2023

"They weaponize their office to impose a political agenda on society at the expense of the rule of law and public safety."

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Every Republican accusation is a confession. That sentence is the perfect encapsulation of everything Ron DeSantis is about. It's incredible how fucking out of touch these fascist pieces of shit are!!! Ronito Mussantis is out of touch and soul alone. His quote actually describes DeSantis' entire reign of terror on the state of Flori-duh. Whether it's banning books, denying science, wanting/requiring bloggers to register with the state (Russia swag), disenfranchising black people, destroying public education, allowing racists to sue people for calling them racist, villainizing the queer community, shipping off humans to Martha's Vineyard as a political stunt, grinding an axe with Disney, revoking liquor licenses from places that accept Drag Queen as the art form it is, or allowing any and everybody to have a gun with no license or training, Ron DeSantis imposes his political agenda on society at the expense of the rule of law and public safety. I can't wait until the day he is behind bars or underground. Either is cool with me. I'm also fine with using his ashes to create makeup for Drag Queens.

P.S.

Just because I fantasize about a world where Ron DeSantis is no longer alive to destroy the lives of Americans does not mean I'd ever take things into my own hands. Freedom of Speech, right??? Can a boi not vent online anymore? Plus, I am too big of a pussy and don't want to throw my life away for such a little bitch. He is not worth it. I'm not a violence guy, but it's not illegal to dream about someone dying, especially when they give off little dictator (or dick-taker, according to Trump) energy.

What’s happening to the queer community in this country is terrifying but this fake tweet is unintentionally hilarious. I need to hear @shrimpJAJ say this on the next SNL pic.twitter.com/tb2WY21XZY

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) March 20, 2023

Double P.S.

Florida needs a new state flag. Every time I look at that rag, all I see the Confederate Flag's inbred brother.