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Nothing's Official Yet, but a Full Year Suspension for Fucking is Fucking Insane!

9/22/2022

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A year suspension for a consensual relationship is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard of in my nearly 31 years. I get there’s weird power dynamics but love is love.

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) September 22, 2022
Look, I get it; we don't know all the details yet, blah, blah, blah. Like I said in my last blog, I get the power dynamics aspect, but by all accounts, it looks like the Boston Celtics are going to suspense Ime Udoka an entire season for getting into some pussy. THE ENTIRE SEASON.

Gilbert Arenas got 50 games for pulling a gun in the locker room.

Latrell Sprewell got 68 games for choking the shit out of PJ Carlesimo. 

Ron Artest was suspended for the remainder of the season after his role in the Malice at the Palace (punching a fan in the face). However, he still played in seven games before the punch, so that's technically not an entire season suspension in my eyes.

I know it's a different sport, and over a decade ago, but Donté Stallworth literally killed a guy and got a full-year suspension. Are we saying cheating and some hurt feelings are on par with DUI manslaughter??

What the actual fuck is going on?

From my research (twitter and group chats) it appears Ime might've been getting it on with a Celtics executive's wife, which makes me think this suspension is more personal than anything.

Sure, I'm speculating like crazy; the number of games hasn't been announced yet, but the fact that a whole season is even on the table blows my mind.  Are we trying to win a ring or what? Honestly it's kind of gross this story even leaked before things were official. The Celtics should've done a better job handling this internally which really makes me think the C's executive story has some legs.

I get where this Kaufman guy is coming from. It's not fair for the women, but let the fellas have some fun on twitter. What do you expect when a crazy story like this happens on a non-NFL game day? I respect women (as everybody should) but that last sentence is some serious white-knighting. True equality is everybody being the butt of jokes.

The Celtics could have prevented this by actually getting in front of the story, putting out a statement and protecting their employees. They did none of that. Ime fucked up, but everything else is now the Celtics fault

— CTF (@ConorAKAFrank) September 22, 2022
idk who @ConorAKAFrank is but I Doz AKA Ryan agree wholeheartedly. It's bad look by the C's to let this get out before it's official. They could've protected their employees better.

Honestly, I do not care who the head coach of any of my teams is fucking as long as they're a person over the age of 18. Sure it can be fun to talk about but I don't care if Ime is blowing 75 year old dudes or eating 22 year old they/them pussy as long as the Celtics are winning. What happened to it's all about 18?

The Celtics literal slogan is #ItsAllAbout18. As long as Ime was consensually fucking an adult, WHO CARES?! #FreeIme

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) September 22, 2022
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