Ozzy and Sharon Osborne Are Getting Divorced

It's over: Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne split after more than 33 years of marriage. https://t.co/ACjQl5Uk2C pic.twitter.com/s04C83y81n

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I'm not gonna speak for everybody but I found this rather shocking. I don't really keep up to date all that well with celebrity gossip but I never would've guessed these two would get divorced. The Osbourne's reality show that started in like 2002 really took off in the reality tv boom. All I can remember from that show is how every other word was censored out and that their kids were gross. But as fucked up as their children were/are with Ozzie and Sharon it seemed as if they had a happy marriage and would last until Ozzy inevitability died. Honestly can't believe he's not dead and is only 67.

As a child of divorce, it always hurts a little to see couples split up but this one really upset me for one major reason, they were married for 33 years. 

I think it is bullshit to get divorced after that long, I think once you are your spouse hit the 20 year anniversary you should not be legally allowed to get divorced. You had 20 fucking years to do it.  20 years is a very fair window, a lot of legitimate reasons to get divorced in 20 years. After that no dice. Sorry you had over 7000 days to make that call. Only exception I think there could be is if you catch them cheating red handed or if they gain over 75 pounds AFTER the 20 year mark. No exceptions.

To split up after 33 years is such a ridiculous move and a slap in the face to all divorces,  after that long you're stuck with each other forever.  Why even say "until death do us part" at weddings anymore if that's not the case?

I'm not exactly old school in my views and know that in today's day in age marriage isn't as sacred as it once was but I mean come on, you're in your 60's nobody new wants you, you're stuck with the decision you made. Gotta deal with it.  You're probably grandparents at this point, grandparents can't get divorced. That has to be a law somewhere.  Only way grandparents can split up is when one of them dies. If you disagree with that I don't want to associate with you as a person. 

If you make it past 20 years of marriage, I feel like the odds of divorce go down exponentially, you both are getting worse looking and know how hard dating would be at an older age so you just stick it out, or who knows maybe you still actually love each other.  Either way I'm not okay with this break up. Ozzy and Sharon's divorce is null and void in my eyes. If I was President, making it illegal to get divorced after 20 years of marriage (unless you catch them cheating or they get wicked fat) would be one of the first things I did as Commander in Chief.