This Beer Ad Blurs the Lines Between Parody and Reality (we are so fucked)

Last week, I wrote about all the right-wing performative outrage over Bud Light acknowledging that a trans person is a person. Would you believe these people who think child marriage is okay, but gay marriage is wrong are still crying about Bud Light?

This video reads as an SNL skit but is 100% serious. MAGA-brain rot syndrome is real.

all this because bud light did one sponsored instagram post with a trans person is fucking crazy https://t.co/cB85lWAzKG

— matt (@mattxiv) April 13, 2023

​These folks are getting a ton of miles out of the same shitty bathroom jokes. Their tires are as smooth as their brains. Do you actually think this person should use the men's room????

I wouldn't be surprised if this SETH dude has vintage "whites only" signs above the bathrooms in his home. These tweets hit the nail on the head.​

I hate it when companies try to be political. That's why I drink Conservative Dad's Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American Beer.

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) April 13, 2023

There’s so much to love here. Your triggered fragility, the vomited buzzwords, the fact you’re only fleecing cult nobs, the reality this all ends in a disastrous class action… and the fact you throw like the 9 year old we put in right field for one inning.

— bob clendenin □□ (@bobclendenin) April 13, 2023

​It's all one big grift. It blows my mind that people are so worked up about this, but then again, their cult told them to, so it makes perfect sense. This guy with the charisma of an ingrown pube is just trying to cash in on ignorant losers who truly hate pronouns because they failed 2nd grade English. I genuinely pity these people who are so unintelligent on both an intellectual and emotional level. Why are you so mad? Can you even tell us what "woke" even means? Why is it so bad, and why is it so scary to you? Is the woke monster in the room with us right now? It sounds like you need a nice, cold, refreshing Bud Light to fucking relax for a second.

WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?!?!?!? If these people gave 1/6 of a fuck about mass shootings as they do about trans people or drag queen story hour, maybe we could make some progress in slowing down the cascade of bullets that rains down on schools???? Oh that's right, they want to destroy public education.

Clearly, this guy cares about conservative family values with a fair offer like this!

I bet that tastes like it was squeezed out of a sweaty wife-beater

Did an 8th grader write that copy? What are your "values?" That it's okay to dehumanize people you don't understand? There's no problem with believing in God but using God as a shield for your bigotry is most certainly a problem. Hypocrites! I'll pray for them! 

P.S.

​This "ultra right" beer is 100% produced in Chicago. There's no other reason to say "northern Illinois" other than trying to mislead.

Double P.S.

Interesting data!

Lmao, sure https://t.co/2CXiVJ9Ptd pic.twitter.com/pkjESqBc5e

— B.W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) April 13, 2023

Triple P.S.

Ole Dozo loves the queer community (I'm going to my first gay wedding this summer) and Bud Light. It's gonna take a much bigger story for me to give them up, but this meme is hilarious and I'll tip my cap.