During my days as an educator, I hated TikTok. Trying to teach while tweens made videos dancing slightly out of rhythm was incredibly frustrating and disheartening. It'd be infuriating trying to teach about democratic backsliding while competing with one of the most impressive pieces of technology ever produced, showing countless quick, entertaining videos.
Of course, there's the whole China using it to spy on us thing, which is less than ideal, but I must admit, in 2022, I've become a full-fledged TikTok guy. I even made a video shitting on Fascist Qunt MTG that went baby-viral before being removed for bullying, which is hilarious if you know anything about the repugnant Qunt that is MTG.
Bonus Fuck Marge content.
Surely part of my switch to TikTok comes from Elon Musk stripping down Twitter for parts and ruining my favorite social media, but TikTok is incredible. It's so much more than stupid arm dances and twerks. It's amazing what you can find there. I'm on it constantly, usually learning. I'm 31, and most of my readers are likely a few years within my age one way or another (shout out all the olds that read DOL), so I'm sure the TikTok takes vary, but I'll gladly admit I was wrong about the platform and am a huge fan.
There's been literally countless TikTok trends, but this recent "Turning My Mom Into Me" challenge may be the greatest piece of content ever created. I love it like a Boston sports championship season. I feel like I don't write much about women and how fucking beautiful they are because in the Woke Dozo era I'm worried about being called out for "objectifying women," but this trend is so much more than all these moms revealing how fucking hot they still are. If anything, it uplifts women, as someone who doesn't get many compliments about his looks, I'd imagine it feels great to get gassed up at like 58 years old about how you still fucking got it (obviously some of these moms are younger, but I gotta throw a Dozah into this blog). Let me show you some examples of what I'm talking about.
I really think this mom had her kids at like 6 years old. This woman looks like 27 max. What a gorgeous smile. Manny Santos vibes
It's like she shaved 25 years off. What a cutie. What a difference a ponytail vs. hair down makes.
I'd smoke a joint and talk about Steely Dan with this hippie mama
Nowhere close to cracking. WOW!
Jenny from the block wanna sit on my ....?
It's crazy how much younger some different fabric and a bun can make someone look
This mommy is goated
If there's anything to complain about with this godsend, it's that the vast majority of these videos are over far too quickly. Some end before Skee-Lo gets to "who looked good, I would call her." We need more footage of these gorgeous moms looking 10-40 years younger and fucking fantastic.
This one is far and away my personal favorite. This woman is stacked tf up and should be profiting from her appearance if she isn't already. When I say perfection...
FUCKING SLAY GIRL!!!!
It's not all Milfs dressing like Gen Z, there's funny ones too.
But I don't see anything wrong with gassing up these gorgeous mothers for how great they look. You can tell they're having fun doing this with their daughters. Some were noticeably attractive beforehand, but it's a hot trend that I hope lasts forever and becomes a part of everyday life.
Daddy Doz needs some milk
Everybody knows I LOVE red heads
This mom is cool af and definitely lets you drink inside the house because she'd rather it happen under her own roof.
Muy Bonita
I could literally watch these all day (and I have!).
Proof you can be sexy without having dem milkers or phat ole ass hang out (not that there's anything wrong with expressing yourself that way)
Suffocate me
Idk why but she gives me SSX Tricky vibes
Step on me with those heels
This mom just gives off cool af vibes
S/O this mom for going above and beyond with THREE different looks.
You'd look sexy in a garbage bag
Model status
Let's make those holes a little bigger
Momgot Robbie
Holy fuck, she'd get ID'd; this look took decades off her
Looked great in both fits
Simple and sexy
She's arguably hotter before, but gorgeous regardless
She legit cut her age in half
Sup?
I LOVE her hair
I'd let her choke me to death
Hot Topic Momma
Queen
Legit perfect
I'm having way too much fun finding these and watching/rewatching them, but yeah, this is fucking awesome. My fault if all these bad bitches (respectfully) end up crashing your phone/computer cause I linked like 650 videos (35 to be exact...I think...I only counted once), but I just cannot get enough of this trend. Of course, not everybody loves this display of feminine beauty. Wahhhhhhhhhh!!
I saw other videos complaining about how "unrealistic" these mom's bodies are which I find kind of fucked up. As a fat guy, I know the struggle, but clearly these women have taken steps to stay in shape and look good, that shouldn't be bad just because you didn't do the same. They are real people. Not everything has to be some major issue, just let these moms slay in peace. There are allegedly sexy people of all shapes and sizes but just because some of these women are "conventionally" attractive doesn't make them unrealistic or bad. Boo fucking who you troll. Moments like this are why this Bill Burr clip exists. The title makes it look worse than it is. He's spot on, especially at the 1:20ish mark.
I cannot wait to see where this trend goes. I feel like I've forgotten so many well deserving moms, so what's a few more?
Those pants, those tits, damnnn ma
Holy shit that eye roll was so fucking hot
Goth swag. I'd let you both cast a spell on me
TOFTB
Perfect combination of sexy and cute
If these won't convince you to get on TikTok, nothing will. These hot moms are incredible, but I feel like I've definitely crashed a few phones and laptops at this point. I'll end with this...It's not exactly the same trend, but still some awesome mom content. Look how good she looks! Her hair is a million times better. I love Home Alone!!! and yes, you could punch me in the face anytime!!!
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