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Tom Brady Celebrates AFC Championship With His Wolf Pack

1/23/2017

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You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when the Patriots brought Jimmy in, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack - it grew by one, so where there two - there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and then Jimmy joined in later. And nine months ago, when the Patriots introduced me to Jacoby, I thought 'Wait a second, could it be?' And I knew for sure- I just added another guy to my wolf pack. So today, I make a toast! Blood brothers!

A photo posted by Tom Brady (@tombrady) on Jan 23, 2017 at 8:32am PST

Tom Brady is the man and if you disagree you're wrong and probably just a hater. Straight up. I don't need to prove anything to you, he's the best.

Dude's had an  IG for like 20 minutes and he's already the best account I follow. He gets it. Not only is he the greatest quarterback in NFL history but he is also pretty good at being funny on facebook and now instagram. The easiest way to be funny on the internet (and it's ironic that I'm saying this because I suck at it) is all about making references to stuff. Look on twitter, fb, instagram or any blog on the internet and they're all littered with references to movies, tv shows, history, etc. Being funny in 2017 is basically about remembering the best quotes and knowing the perfect time to sprinkle them into conversation. Pixar has made literally billions of dollars off of that.  
In 8th grade someone asked my history teacher why weed needed to learn about the past and he gave the most honest and best reply possible. To understand jokes. The most important reason to know history is so that you can understand jokes and get references. 

TB12 get that.  Sure the Hangover came out in 2009 but it doesn't matter that line fits so perfectly for the situation. He is kind of a one man wolfpack but it has since grown with Jimmy and Jacoby. Let's just hope Tom doesn't slice his hand open like a crazy person and give them roofies instead of ecstasy. That does not end well. Also probably for the best that he left out the part about running around the desert with each other, looking for strippers and cocaine. As fun as that can be, that's not until AFTER the Super Bowl. 
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