Well, I Guess I Found Out What I'm Doing Today

So, I'm sorta new to this being up before 3 pm thing, and as I was getting ready to post today's SOD on my IG story, I was like, man, WTF am I gonna do today? I already caught a Madden W and have a chiro appointment at 4:30; you gotta get some Barstool caliber blogs out (but about what?!), then bam, I see this!

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I actually have a free pass to the Pats HOF on my dresser as we speak. There are more ways to make content than simply the written word (even though that's my favorite). Your boi's gonna rinse off and go say what up to THE Greatest Ringless Patriot of the Belichick era. IMO, Logan Mankins is a Hall of Famer. The fact that he wasn't on the 2014 Patriots is so fucking bittersweet, and idk if I'll have the balls to say that IRL, but I'll sure be thinking it. Fuck this is dope. I'm jazzed up. He'll be the second former Patriot lineman I've spoken to before. On the 4th of July 2009 (summer going into my senior year of HS), I worked at Narragansett Town Beach, and Dan Koppen came with his family. I was working the entrance he came in at with a buddy who also happened to be in my advisory, and I was like, damn that's Dan Koppen. I wasn't positive even though he was literally wearing a Pro Bowl tank top (2007 was his lone appearance), but I worked up the courage to leave my post, walk onto the beach, and ask him if he was Dan Koppen. He said he was, and I said I didn't wanna bother him and his family just wanted to s/o him out, mention how I'm a lineman too and wish him good luck for the upcoming season. I gotta hurry so I can see my guy, get this autograph, and pay my respects to a legend. The man played a whole year with a torn ACL. I'll have to tell Logan about that Koppen encounter when we chill, and obvi I'll find a way to pepper this in.

I wouldn’t wish back pain on anybody. Not even fascists. Nobody deserves this shit. But it’s the price you pay to be a key returner AND loss for a 1-7 D3 high school team in our nation’s smallest state pic.twitter.com/ERaKRcOLv2

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) August 9, 2022

I used to use my helmet as a weapon so much on the O-Line back in the late 2000s. Probably explains why my brain is trying to destroy me. Local paper said I was a key loss for a 1-7 team in the smallest state in America though, so I’d do it all over again in a second.

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) January 2, 2021

Found this while cleaning so I might as well hang it up for my 29th bday karaoke dozanza #keyreturner & #keyloss pic.twitter.com/8UEkpCz2mw

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) December 17, 2022

Grant just gave me PTSD from up downs in high school football (where I was a key loss AND returner in the Narragansett Times)

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) May 15, 2022

(Tight end/H-back for those wondering where & yes I was a key loss for a 1-7 team in 2009…also a key returner going into 09…lost our best coach to suspension for calling his daughter’s basketball coach a cunt & 3rdish best player due to a selfish off-field injury!) pic.twitter.com/yMFCw4088m

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) April 4, 2022

The hotel mattress was nice but too soft for my liking and now my back is in complete disarray. The tin foil is in shambles. I wouldn’t wish back pain on my worst enemy. Guess that’s the price of being a key loss for a 1-7 (3-8 overall) HS football team. DSM.

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) March 13, 2022

If the Colts need any help on the o-line I was a “key loss” for a football team that went 1-7 in 2009 & will play for the league minimum

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) December 26, 2021

I am an option guy but I feel like that’s not the move down 21. What do I know though? I was only a key loss (and a key returner going into the season) for a 1-7 D3 HS team 11 years ago.

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) January 2, 2021

When I inevitably die prematurely if there’s headlines saying failed blogger or mention all the goals I gave up in high school lax, I hope a few people are like yo that’s fucked—Dozo was also a key returner AND key loss for a 3-8 (1-7) football team in the local paper

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) June 2, 2022

Let it be known I was a key loss o lineman for a 1-7 team in the nation's smallest state after a graduated (11 years & 100 + pounds ago)

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) January 10, 2022

Let it be known I was a key loss o lineman for a 1-7 team in the nation's smallest state after a graduated (11 years & 100 + pounds ago)

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) January 10, 2022