Marco Rubio Drops Out

Any chance there is to post a crying Jordan face I'm going to capitalize on it, just who I am, its the one thing on the internet that will always be funny. Last week Ben Carson dropped out and tonight Marco Rubio is doing the same.

​After losing his home state of Florida to Donald Trump tonight Marco Rubio aka Little Marco ended his campaign to be POTUS. The son of a bartender (one of the few things I can remember him saying in the debates) is calling it quits after not getting the support of his own state. Brutal to not even get their support. 

I've made it pretty clear that I'm not a huge politics guy. I don't like any of the candidates left. But I have been making a conscience effort to try to follow it a little more. Thats mainly because of Trump though. Yeah I know he's crazy, and being in liberal Rhode Island I'm sure I'll get shit for thinking his whole ordeal is hilarious. But love him or hate him you can't deny he's making politics much more interesting. Trump's son straight up murdered Rubio on twitter after the news he's suspending his campaign. 

"I believe with all my heart that the winner of the FL primary will be the nominee of the republican party" Marco Rubio 3/8/16

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 16, 2016

I said on the first episode of the Three Man Parlay podcast (CHECK IT OUT) that Marco Rubio couldn't be president strictly because of the name Marco and it turns out I'm right.

Whenever I hear Marco I immediately think of Marco Polo.... who I guess was an explorer. As a person with a history degree I should probably know more about him but I don't.  I just think of the game you play in a pool. He may be blind, may not be, but you can't have a president that has the same name as blind explorer who's greatest legacy is kid's game. Whenever he was introduced and they'd say Marco before the announcer could shout out Rubio I'm shouting out Polo. Thats just in my DNA at this point can't change that. Anybody with the same name as a game or tv show character from my childhood just can't be President. So anybody named Simon (Sez), Clifford or Barney you're shit out of luck too for getting my support as President. 
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Plus you can't have a male President who wears high heels. Big red flag IMO. It might not matter for his policies but at the same time it definitely does. Any man who thinks its better to wear lifts than just own the fact that they aren't tall is a mentally weak man who shouldn't be the leader of the free world. Marco is 5 foot 10 which is a totally respectable height but still wore these shoes, maybe they're stylish, maybe not idk. IMO can't have a President trying to over compensate like this. Deep down he's insecure about his height and I don't want an insecure President.

So peace out Marco. You might not think it now but you're lucky. I've said it before President is the worst job on Earth. No matter what at least half the country hates you. Plus I think you only make like 400K a year, totally not worth all the stress. Can't be making less than 7th round pick in the NFL.

I have no idea what is next for Rubio, I've heard rumors of him being Cruz's potential running mate but that might not be true, I may have just made that up but I'm pretty sure I read it on twitter. Just enjoy that  Miami weather, your wife (former Miami Dolphins cheerleader) and just pray your ears stop growing.