The race for the Republican nomination for President has been a circus for months. It's not even politics anymore it's a free for all pissing match. The latest story is a cheating scandal by the Texas Senator Ted Cruz broken by The National Enquirer.
I didn't even know the National Enquirer was a real source now, I always thought that it more like the onion and just had ridiculous fake stories. I don't read that stuff though (or anything) but I guess now they break news? I don't know how much stock you can put into something they write. I can remember being a kid at the grocery store and I'd see the headlines they'd always be ridiculous and clearly lies so I'm not gonna trust the National Enquirer on this unless more concrete evidence is released. That being said I haven't read that much into the story but here are the basics. It seems like Cruz has had at least 5 mistresses. Again, who knows if this claim has any substance.
One of whom is a known Trump supporter.....now things are getting interesting..
This race is just a complete joke though.... candidates were basically calling each other out for having small dicks, and now wives are getting involved. Donald Trump basically just sent out tweet saying my wife is hot and your's is gross. Could you imagine this happening even four years ago in the 2012 race?
Idk a ton about politics but I feel like this isn't politics anymore. It's getting so out of hand, these people are in a race to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. You couldn't pull this shit in a class president race in some random high school.
I've heard that a private investigator was hired to get dirt on Cruz. My main guess is that Trump probably is behind this to eliminate his biggest roadblock to winning the GOP ticket. There's obviously nothing sacred in this race and everything is fair game. At first I thought it was kind of funny a few months ago but now it's ridiculous. The election is like 7 months away. All I have to say about this though is if it is true, good for Ted Cruz. Yeah, cheating is a very scummy move and I don't support that at all. I hate cheaters and have no respect for them at all...... BUT have you seen what Ted Cruz looks like?
If you were describing Ted Cruz you could probably think of 10,000 words before you say "handsome".
The dude is just not a great looking guy. While I hope this claim isn't true just for the sake of his wife and kids. If it is that pisses me off because as I said I hate cheaters. But at the same time as a man I gotta give Cruzer some credit for finding multiple women who would have sex with him. I'm a bigger guy who some may even call ugly so I know how hard it can be to get girls in that spot, my stat sheet could be written on a fortune cookie. I think the biggest part of this story should be that fact that Ted Cruz was able to pull at least 5 women. I know he has a very powerful job which helps but still the dude looks like Kevin Malone for God sake. Looks do matter. No women is fantasizing about sleeping with Ted Cruz. I'm just not gonna shit on an ugly guy for getting laid, I just can't do it, it goes against everything I stand for. So congrats on the sex Ted. People may say these actions, if true will kill his campaign because these are not Presidential actions. I on the other hand think it makes him even more qualified to run the country. With how crazy this race has been I bet this will help his chances. Even though I majored in history, I don't know a ton about history, one thing I do know is that many Presidents have stepped out on their wives. and of course the GOAT. All I'm saying is let's not assassinate Ted Cruz's character just yet when this story is from a rag. And if it does turn out to be true, don't look down on the guy, give that ugly bastard a little credit for making the best of what he's got. With all the bull shit that has gone on this race that this is probably one of the more presidential moves a candidate has done yet. Still think all the candidates from both parties are awful but in a weird way I think this move could help Ted Cruz.
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