The second episode of Fuller House was titled "Moving Day" where Kimmie and her daughter, Romana officially move in with DJ, her sons and Stephanie.
Only problem is that DJ's sons have no idea this is coming and she doesn't know exactly how to break the news. The episode starts with her middle son, Max trying get Stephanie out of bed. That lucky SOB. Haven't been that jealous of a 7 year old in a long time.
DJ is upstairs and acting kind of weird, as she doesn't know how to break the news to Jackson, her oldest son who she knows will be most upset about the move. In what makes her ultimate wifey material and an awesome mom, she tries to ease in the tough news to Jackson by starting off Sunday breakfast with a milkshake. What 13 year old boy wouldn't love that?
Jackson begins to realize something is up as he is 13 not 3. But before he can figure out what it is Max is able to get Stephanie to come upstairs where she has one of my favorite lines of the entire first season.
After Stephanie and DJ have a little chat in the fridge to hide from the boys with some really crappy food jokes. Kimmie and Romana show up to move in.
Kimmie is rocking maybe the most outrageous scarf I've ever seen. Bacon and Eggs scarf, such a goofy mom move. I didn't know people even wore scarfs in San Fran. In my brain everywhere in California is always warm.
After finally convincing Romana to go inside Kimmie makes her grand entrance and Jackson is not pleased. Can't blame the kid, he's a 13 year old boy who already probably has enough trouble finding time to jerk off in this full house. That is all a 13 year old boy cares about. Having to share a room at that age is awful, I know the first hand.
Kimmie, Romana, and DJ go upstairs into Jesse and Becky's old room to get Kimmie situated. Her first order of business, putting up her "Gibbler Style Party Planning" FatHead on the wall. Nightmare fuel like you read about.
For the next few minutes DJ breaks the harsh news that Jackson will be sharing a room with his little brother Max and that Romana is getting his old room. Again if I was Jackson I'd be heated.
After all that we are lucky enough to be graced with the presence of one of the Hollywood's all time studs. John Stamos. I mean look at him. This isn't about sexuality, it's about appreciating beauty, which I can do regardless of gender I'm not a caveman, it is just recognizing a fact. Nobody can take away from how at 52 Stamos is still the man. He's in that Bradley Cooper, Tom Brady territory where even the most insecure hetero can acknowledge that's just a good looking dude.
Uncle Jesse isn't around for long, he only came back because of forgot his lucky guitar (didn't realize that was a thing), shares a swapping of catchphrases with Steph then dips out.
After Jesse leaves we are brought upstairs where Stephanie is changing Tommy's diaper with Kimmie and Max in the scene as well. We get another Olsen twins reference. I love inside jokes on shows, Arrested Development used to do it a ton and they were usually hilarious.
After changing Tommy's diaper we hear a phone ring.
Oh no where could the phone be?
OMG it's in Tommy's diaper!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA and instead of just taking it out I'm gonna just answer it and risk having baby shit on my $700 6s. It was kind of funny but I couldn't help but think that. I think that is when you know you're getting old where you can't just appreciate an attempt at humor and instead have to dissect. I guess I'm the ass hole here.
It is also kind of a ripoff from The Office. Not complaining just saying.
After finishing the buttdial with DJ (of course it was DJ calling) the show shifts to Uncle Jesse driving back to LA to go home after getting his guitar. When he realizes he isn't driving alone.
Jackson can't take Jesse's singing anymore and reveals he is hiding in the backseat of his truck. Yeah because you wouldn't even notice that. I digress. Jackson tries to convince Jesse to let him live in LA with him and Becky. After Jesse says he can't Jackson tries to convince him that they could both go off to Mexico to live together.
I know Jackson is 13 aka stupid so I'll be the one to tell him, sharing a room with your little brother is 100x better than living in Mexico. Only reason Jesse says no is because he doesn't look good in matador clothes. Not because Mexico is vile. I went on a Cruise to that stopped in Mexico in high school and accidentally drank some water which ended in me living in an the bathroom for 3 days. So I'll always be anti-Mexico until the water doesn't give you dysentery
At this point I'm guessing Jesse called DJ to let her know he had her son and his coming back immediately. Kimmie and Steph are busy getting their day drink on (love that move) while DJ asks where Jackson is and she just says he upstairs.
Uncle Jesse returns Jackson and Steph apologizes profusely. Classic aunt move, losing a kid, nbd. Show shifts back to the living room. Where much like how Full House episodes would usually end with Danny getting wicked sentimental about whatever the episode was about, DJ does the same with Jackson. She understands he didn't wanna share a room and explains how she felt the same way back in the 80's when she had to share with Steph.
Jackson then compares him running away to when she ran away to live in the garage. Which she was not thrilled he knew about. Not exactly the same as hiding in your uncle's truck and proposing leaving the country, but you get the point.
Romana then half heartily offers to give Jackson his room back, however DJ lets her keep it. Such a Romana move, I'm really not a big fan of hers at all. You can tell she's gonna be a total bitch in high school. Plus she's low key is racist towards white people as she bashes the Fullers for being white AF. I'm not gonna let that kind of hatred stand. Plus you don't offer someone something if you don't really want to give it to them. Nobody likes an indian giver. (idk if that is a term you can't say anymore but it fits the situation perfectly)
After the mushiness the episode ends with a group hug, and we have officially enter Full-Fuller House mode.
P.S. I NEED that anchor pillow and weird statue next to it, idk what it is exactly but I need it.