The purpose of this blog isn't to dissect my sense of humor and explain why I find this viral tweet hilarious. I just do.
The purpose of this blog is to inform!
I mentioned in my Howard Cosell/John Lennon blog last night that I'm turning 29 next week. I don't say that in the LeGarrette Blount retirement sense; I'm about to make a point.
I say it because I feel washed the fuck up! Like the game has passed me by. I've tried to figure out TikTok a half-dozen times and have given up hope; even though it would 100% help my career. It just makes me feel like a World War II Vet trying to learn how to type.
I should make the distinction that I don't feel old, because I don't. Last week someone guessed I'm 23. Teachers think I'm a student all the time, despite being 300+ pounds with a beard.
I just worry that I'm falling out of the loop, which as a blogger can be a death sentence. I don't care that I don't know what a Doja Cat is or how to hit the woah, I just don't want to become an old soul. Sadly, the replies to this tweet did just that. Like is stealing menus a thing now? Has it been a thing for the last decade and I'm just finding out now???
I was flabbergasted to learn how many people have authentic Chipotle paraphernalia decorating the place they call home. I don't say this to judge. I love it! Chipotle is my favorite fast-casual restaurant and I'm super jealous these people thought of it first. I just never pictured its signage being used as decor, but like Shia once said "art is anything that moves you".
Back when I was in high school and college you were sure to know someone with stolen street signs on the walls or a cemetery of empty Burnett's on top of the cabinets. Shit, there might have been a cardboard movie cutout in their living room if their boss was cool, but never did I see a menu! I was more amazed than Lonestar in 1999 when I saw this thread.
Say what you want about Chiptole decor, but it sure beats having live, laugh, love stickers over your fake fireplace like every other Kayleigh and Braxxxton out there.