ADELE!!!!!!

HELLO!

I’ve always thought Adele was low key sexy but we can delete the low key now; GOT DAMNNN. 2020 Glow up like you read about. pic.twitter.com/bp3uJBjZ5Y

— Doz (very niche!) #hiredozo (@DozonLife) May 7, 2020

I've fucked with Adele for a MINUTE. In 2011 she took over the world, but I remember Chasing Pavements during high school. She's always been a bigger girl, but used her incredible talent to break through in an industry that was/is notoriously not nice to fatties.

Adele fluctuated like we all do, but she was never like Carnie Wilson big (sorry for the ricochet blast; I LOVE Hold On) and always beautiful.  After some real tough moments in her personal life she decided to stop crying and start sweating.  How crazy is it that people's brains are so broken that Adele losing weight is actually being spun as a negative. We have absolute LOSERS posing the question if it's rude to congratulate someone for losing weight. 

WHAT PLANET AM I LIVING ON????????

Let me tell you something, I don't care how rich you are or how many resources you have at your disposal; eating healthy is not easy and/or fun.....ESPECIALLY during a pandemic; believe me. I've been trying during Covid, but it's so much easier to just order Chipotle.

It is always a good thing when someone gets healthy; how am I even having this discussion with myself? I don't want to hear your body positive nonsense. FUCK BODY POSITIVITY. Being fat is gross and most importantly unhealthy.  You shouldn't be happy when you're fat. I'm sure as hell not lolol. Ya boi knows the struggle better than most. So does Jonah Hill. Let's just appreciate how good Adele looks and all the work she's put in to get in shape (while taking side bets on the regain).  I'm still waiting for less grainy pictures of her transformation and the absolute BANGER of an album she's gonna drop post-divorce/2020 Glow UP.