For some reason, the New England Patriots decided that a random Thursday in October was the best time to announce an "All-Dynasty" Team. Maybe they heard you (the media) talking shit about how they're below .500 in October for the first time since 2002?
Are the Patriots the girl who's in a rut and posts picture from her trip to Miami four months and 15 pounds ago to get some "OMG, kill me, you look so pretty" or "SLaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy Queeeeen" comments to boost her self-esteem and to let you know that she's still got it despite rough times?
I am a huge fan of sports history and perspective, so I have zero issue whatsoever with them releasing a list honoring the Brady years. Apparently it's part of a new exhibit at the Patriots Hall of Fame. It is an all-time flex to be able to release a double-dynasty team, I don't even really care that they didn't include Deion Branch; what I do care about is the presentation. I hate to pull a Cowherd cause we all love to talk about how Bill doesn't give a shit about what he's wearing, but I'm sorry sometimes presentation matters. Idc what the coach is wearing on the sidelines, but on ring night you know he's got on a suit. The world found out about the Pat's All-Dynasty team in the twitter version of a note on cocktail napkin.
There's not even a graphic of this double-dynasty team. They couldn't at least make a low quality meme in an instagram story like I do? How low budget is this shit? It's an insult to the greatest run in NFL history. I get there's going to be an awesome exhibit, like seriously awesome, here's some of the pieces that are going to be included. (via)
But I think these 15 defenders, 18 offensive players and 7 special teamers deserve a little more respect than this. That tweeted list is so low quality that it belongs on an Imagine Dragons album sleeve. Like we couldn't of get a little 2 minute highlight video or all their pictures photoshopped like a Bleacher Report hate crime against humanity?
This shit is a disgrace, bro. Don't even get me goin' on starting the list with defensive line instead of Brady and if I'm being completely honest it's bullshit that Duron Harmon didn't get at least an honorable mention and Lawyer Milloy did.
In a way it's the most Patriots move of all-time to announce such a prestigious list this way, but I mean come onnnn man, some the boys a little more love than a notes app tweet.
I am big mad about the disrespect Duron Harmon has gotten from these all-time teams.