Are The Patriots For Real With This All-Dynasty Team Announcement?

For some reason, the New England Patriots decided that a random Thursday in October was the best time to announce an "All-Dynasty" Team. Maybe they heard you (the media) talking shit about how they're below .500 in October for the first time since 2002?

The last time the Patriots were below .500 this late in the season "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne was the #1 song in America. The Pats fell to 3-4 after losing to, of all teams, the Denver Broncos on October 27th, 2002. pic.twitter.com/IL53U1MYQo

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) October 18, 2020

Are the Patriots the girl who's in a rut and posts picture from her trip to Miami four months and 15 pounds ago to get some "OMG, kill me, you look so pretty" or "SLaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy Queeeeen" comments to boost her self-esteem and to let you know that she's still got it despite rough times?  

I am a huge fan of sports history and perspective, so I have zero issue whatsoever with them releasing a list honoring the Brady years. Apparently it's part of a new exhibit at the Patriots Hall of Fame.  It is an all-time flex to be able to release a double-dynasty team, I don't even really care that they didn't include Deion Branch; what I do care about is the presentation. I hate to pull a Cowherd cause we all love to talk about how Bill doesn't give a shit about what he's wearing, but I'm sorry sometimes presentation matters. Idc what the coach is wearing on the sidelines, but on ring night you know he's got on a suit. The world found out about the Pat's All-Dynasty team in the twitter version of a note on cocktail napkin. 

Patriots announce an "All-Dynasty Team" of the last 20 years. Includes 15 guys on defense and 18 on offense. pic.twitter.com/9bOadFEYPS

— Ben Volin (@BenVolin) October 22, 2020

There's not even a graphic of this double-dynasty team. They couldn't at least make a low quality meme in an instagram story like I do? How low budget is this shit? It's an insult to the greatest run in NFL history. I get there's going to be an awesome exhibit, like seriously awesome, here's some of the pieces that are going to be included. (via)

• The rain jacket Bill Belichick wore during his 300th career coaching victory, his sneakers worn during his 271st win when he passed Tom Landry for third all-time, the headset from his 200th coaching win along with painted game balls from wins Nos. 100 and 200.
• The following four bullets are all Brady related
  • 2007 wristband with play-calling sheet
  • An autographed copy of Sports Illustrated when it named Brady its Sportsman of the Year
  • Jersey worn in the 2007 regular-season finale vs. the Giants when he threw his then single-season NFL-record 50th touchdown pass
  • Football thrown when he moved past Peyton Manning in all-time passing yards
• Troy Brown's 2002 Pro Bowl jersey
• Tedy Bruschi's No. 54 practice jersey
• Corey Dillon's game-worn Super Bowl XXXIX cleats.
• Julian Edelman's game-worn 2016 AFC Championship jersey
• Kevin Faulk's silver game-worn alternate jersey and game-worn cleats
• Stephon Gilmore's cleats worn Dec. 15, 2019, when he intercepted two passes vs. the Bengals along with game-worn gloves from 2019 season when he was the first Patriots player named NFL Defensive Player of the Year
• The jersey Rob Gronkowski wore in the 2018 Divisional Playoff vs. the Chargers in his last game as a Patriot at Gillette Stadium
• Rodney Harrison's 2007 game-worn helmet and signed Patriots Hall of Fame induction coin
• Dont'a Hightower's 2012 game-worn white away jersey
• The cleats Ellis Hobbs wore during the 2007 season opener when he returned a kickoff for a then-record 108 yards for a touchdown vs. the Jets.
• Ty Law's 2001 game-worn blue home jersey
• Matt Light's game-worn 2004 AFC Championship Game cleats and signed Patriots Hall of Fame induction coin
• Logan Mankins' game-worn cleats from the 2010 season
• Devin McCourty's 2018 game-worn AFC Championship jersey
• Willie McGinest's game-worn Super Bowl XXXIX cleats and his Patriots Hall of Fame induction speech notes
• The cleats and gloves Randy Moss wore in the 2007 regular-season finale vs. the Giants when he set the NFL's single-season touchdown reception record with 23.
• Richard Seymour's Super Bowl XXXIX jersey and 2007 game-worn helmet
• The cleats and gloves worn by Matthew Slater when he scored his first career touchdown at Buffalo on Sept. 29, 2019.
• Adam Vinatieri's game-worn Super Bowl XXXIX cleats and 2004 Pro Bowl jersey
• The football Mike Vrabel caught for his eighth career touchdown on Oct. 28, 2007, vs. Washington.
• The football Wes Welker caught for a 99-yard TD pass reception vs. Miami in the 2011 season opener.
• The gloves worn by Vince Wilfork when he intercepted his first career pass.

But I think these 15 defenders, 18 offensive players and 7 special teamers deserve a little more respect than this. That tweeted list is so low quality that it belongs on an Imagine Dragons album sleeve. Like we couldn't of get a little 2 minute highlight video or all their pictures photoshopped like a Bleacher Report hate crime against humanity?

This shit is a disgrace, bro. Don't even get me goin' on starting the list with defensive line instead of Brady and if I'm being completely honest it's bullshit that Duron Harmon didn't get at least an honorable mention and Lawyer Milloy did.

This may be a hot take, but Duron Harmon deserves an honorable mention more than Lawyer Milloy unless we want to count how his release impacted the 03 season. Regardless I will always have The Closer’s back!! https://t.co/lCGEpoMwT8 pic.twitter.com/QejrNpcbii

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) October 22, 2020

In a way it's the most Patriots move of all-time to announce such a prestigious list this way, but I mean come onnnn man, some the boys a little more love than a notes app tweet.

P.S. 

I am big mad about the disrespect Duron Harmon has gotten from these all-time teams.