Budweiser Goes America All Over Your Ass

Here's to America the beautiful. Hold her high this summer. #ThisBudsForYou pic.twitter.com/6uUd92MTJB

— Budweiser (@Budweiser) May 10, 2016

In their latest marketing campaign Budweiser cans and bottles will simply say "America" this summer. In an Olympic and Election year Patriotism will be at an all time high. (Unless you are a Bernie Sanders supporter, because he hates America) Budweiser is looking to capitalize on this.

I think this is kinda a try hard move, but I don't really have an issue with it because when I think America and Beer, Bud Heavy is the first that comes to mind.  Even though Anheuser-Busch was purchased by a Belgium company I don't really have an issue with it. There's literally millions of more important things to worry about. 

But it wouldn't be 2016 if there wasn't outrage over something as stupid as beer advertising campaign. The complaints on twitter are already coming in.  These tweets  perfectly bash the loser beer snobs and people who actually get offended by this. 

i bet the venn diagram of people that are mad about budweiser’s america rebranding and people that would never drink bud has 100% overlap

— dan seifert (@dcseifert) May 10, 2016

I'm a craft beer aficionado and let me tell you what I think about Budweiser. What? You didn't ask my opinion? You must be mistaken.

— Gumpador Dali (@rizolltizide) May 10, 2016

I'm not gonna give all the haters shine on my blog but a ton of craft beer losers are all making the same jokes "America tastes like piss" "America isn't real beer" that kind of shit. I made a blog about it before that beer hipster/hardos are my least favorite people on earth. Bud is like the most popular beer in the country, millions of people like it, who the hell are you to say it isn't "real beer"?

Just because you wanna look "cool" and drink dirty bath water doesn't mean Budweiser is a fine product. It's beer. Just drink it and shut the fuck up.

Actually I will share some of these tweets just to show how stupid the general public is and how much I hate people. 

Is it unpatriotic to say America tastes like piss? https://t.co/NRDjsaUCRb

— TriumphT.I.ComicDog (@TriumphICDHQ) May 10, 2016

You can now officially say that you hate America, and that America tastes like piss. https://t.co/sluLT2G4IF

— Gary Whitta (@garywhitta) May 10, 2016

Budweiser is the most garbage of garbage beers, calling it "America" means I will say things like "America tastes like piss." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— SPACE KNIGHT DEMARCO (@Clarknova1) May 10, 2016

Budweiser calling their beers America is perfect because if you could drink America it would definitely taste like carbonated bilge water.

— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) May 10, 2016

Sooooo many people making the same shitty jokes thinking they're hilarious. That is what I HATE about America, the shitty idiots. If you think you're better than Budweiser you can leave! What Budweiser is doing this is kinda cool and will be awesome for 4th of July.  At the end of the day it doesn't matter it's just beer. So grab a beer, sit down, and shut up.