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Chelsea Clinton Commits Crime Against Humanity: Spinach Pancakes

3/8/2017

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It's been a while since I wrote about nasty food tweeted out by celebrities dale-jr-tweets-grossest-sandwich-ever.html but this tweet inspired me. ​

Spinach pancakes for #NationalPancakeDay (we won't eat them all tonight although Charlotte would if we let her)! pic.twitter.com/9zgWZ0k94W

— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) March 7, 2017
Something in life should never be mixed:

Water and Oil


Ammonia and Bleach


Pancakes and Spinach


That should be on the Constitution. 

I know that being one of the pickiest eaters on earth may take away my credibility on this subject, but this is fucking disgusting-straight up. I'm all for experimenting with food, but somethings just don't mix. How in God's name do you even get the idea to do this? Was she like putting groceries away while making pancakes and some spinach fell into the mix and instead of throwing it out like a normal person she just rolled with it? I actually like spinach. It's one of the few vegetables I'm okay with, but even if you like both things it doesn't mean you should combine them.

I like cereal, and I like beer, but I'm not gonna replace milk with bud light. That's gross. 

Somethings in life should never be mixed, and vegetables with essentially breakfast cake is one of them. I know in this day and age we're letting people do basically whatever they want, and for the most part I am cool with that. Let people do their thing. But that only goes so far, there needs to be a line in the sand somewhere. I'm drawing it here. Somethings in life are sacred. Breakfast foods are one of them. Don't mess with them. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, it deserves our respect. Spinach and Pancakes separately go great with many things. But together it's blasphemy. You should not legally be allowed to do this. It's defamation of these two foods.

I don't even see the point. It's  one thing if you're gonna try to substitute something to make it healthier. Like sometimes I won't put mayo on a turkey sandwich to save some calories.  But you know somethings you really just can't make healthy. Pancakes are one of those things, adding spinach into the equation doesn't take away from the point that you're eating pancakes. I guess I could put some broccoli on an ice cream sundae, but guess what it's still a fucking ice cream sundae. 

Like what do you even put on spinach pancakes? 

If it's syrup then what's the point? Sugar sauce kind of defeats the purpose of spinach pancakes doesn't it? 

I can't even think of what the alternatives would be.  I just have so many questions that will never be answered.  I have to stop thinking about this or I'm just gonna become even more irrationally pissed off at this. All I know is the idea of spinach pancakes is vile, and that picture is disgusting. 



P.S. This tweet is gold and shits on this subpar blog. 

Your dad used Monica Lewinsky as a humidor and this is STILL the most disgusting thing anyone in your family has done. https://t.co/vwJUIWHFXY

— Lord Single Malt (@Singlemaltfiend) March 8, 2017
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