I've spent like 20 minutes trying to find a right way to describe this and all I'll say is getting denied is the worst. Doesn't matter in what context: could be with a job, with a date or just getting your shit swatted in basketball. They're all horrible feelings regardless.
I've been denied by what feels like thousands of women, like I'm batting .002 yet I think having a little girl deny your cheek kiss is a million times worse....Especially for someone with the ego of the Donald. At least I can understand why a lady is all set with me. I mean look at me, I get it. She probably wants someone who is..how do I say it ... attractive? Plus I'm a 24 year old man child who lives at home. Yeah like I'm wicked funny and smart but sometimes that can only get you so far. Plus there's always pressure with that, from my side with actual adult women but I mean the cheek kiss is harmless. It's crazy how much a kiss changes by just moving your mouth over 2 inches but its all the difference in the world. Like I'll cheek kiss anybody. Now that I'm getting older I feel like I can sneak in the adult cheek kiss at goodbyes to almost anybody. If you're over 10 years older than me there's a 100% chance you're getting one. With people my age it's still sorta dicey but I still go for it. Even with some dude friends I'll drop it like twice a year just to keep them on their toes. Its crazy how accepted this practice is. I mean "politicians" have been kissing babies for hundreds of years....I would know I have a history degree. I don't know why we are cool with this weird ass practice but it's somehow common place in America. Sure scumbag politician hold and kiss my child. It's insane. Even if I liked the candidate I don't think I'd want them touching my kids. What I love about this girl is how she doesn't give a shit if she's supposed to sit their and have Donald Trump's nasty orange lips on she's not having it one bit. She's like 6 years old and knows Donald sucks. I doubt she knows any of his policy (because tbh we really don't either other than "we're gonna start winning again") but kids are just like dogs man, they can tell when a person sucks. I trust their judge of character. Regardless it's a very awkward moment and I can't believe that this reality tv star or crooked Hillary is going to be our next President. U.S.A??
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