#DozVsTheDozen Gets Back on the Saddle at 7:05 After Possibly the Worst Performance in the History of This Incredibly Successful Series
After winning two matches last week, including the Battle for Arizona championship, ya boi Ole Dozo followed that up with the biggest stinker in the history of #DozVsTheDozen. I only scored 4 points in ep. XXXIV, and tbh even that felt a little higher than the truth. I didn't have my best stuff and was on tilt from the start. Fucking Billy Baldwin, man. I hate to do it all the supporters, but I don't think that one will see the youtube light of day.
But in the trivia game, we don't just sit here and cry like Andy Bernard on an American Idol knockoff. We get back on the saddle and compete, and that's exactly what I'm doing for all you DOL diehards and loyal supporters tonight.
Based on the sabermetrics, Match 170 should be a tight one! (6) Smockin vs. (8) Uptown Balls.
I'm not a bookmaker, and my lines have been getting the casinos KILLED, so I have no issue delegating this chore to another non-affiliated Dozen fan. Smockin -2.5; O/U: 23.5 (which feels high). As a competitor, it's probably for the best I don't make the lines anyway. It's not appropriate for the integrity of the game.
Tonight mark episode 35 (XXXV) of #DozVsTheDozen. I know millions of you tune in, but in case you forgot the deets: I have the opportunity to score on all regular questions, but I must get my answer in before the designated team. If they give away part of an answer or a key detail, I can steal it just like you would on the real show, but say an answer is "15," and they say "15" I can't then use that. I get to double and double-dip just like both teams, but I cannot phone a friend or score during the Bonus Round for logistical purposes. Episodes air LIVE at 7:05 PM on my Instagram (@dozonlife), that's www.instragram.com/dozonlife. I can't wait to see you in the comment section!