The critically acclaimed, MASSIVE hit that nobody's talking about, #DozVsTheDozen returns tonight on Instagram/Dozonlife for what I believe in episode VII of this viral sensation.
Jonah Hill could best summarize my philosophy on my current content situation at the Roast of James Franco in 2013.
Does it hurt my anxiety-riddled brain and feelings that during these half-hour broadcast of yours truly absolutely dominating my future co-workers in trivia from the comfort of my bedroom at max eight people tune in? I'll leave that one up to the imagination, but I have a blast doing it and take solace in knowing Brandon FUCKIN' Walker used to do FB lives with like 30 viewers; now he's the star of dozens of canceled Barstool shows. I know my time will come!
I don't want to talk too much shit and set myself up for failure, but tonight's a night where ya boi has the potential to break the previous #DozVstheDozen high score of 16 points from the Team Minihane vs Team Ziti match two weeks ago.
While Match 141 is a battle of winless teams, #15 Gen XYZ made the Final 4 of the 1st Dozen tournament this summer. If it Large had said Russia instead Soviet Union I'm pretty sure they'd have a win, but as of now they're 0-3. Last season was last season.
Their opponent tonight is the ever-controversial Team Nightmare, whomst enters the match at 0-2. Both clubs are currently spotting sub 50% correct answers. I'm guaranteeing at least 10 points tonight for the boi
Again, as someone playing against two teams with no partners, the rules are a bit different. For the sake of time, I don't get a phone a friend and cannot compete in the Bonus Round, which gives me an automatic two-point disadvantage. To make up for that, I get to answer every question, but I have to say the correct answer before the other team to count as a point for Ole Dozo. I still get to double-dip and double but must respect The Dozen's rules regarding lifelines.
I can't wait to see everybody in the stream, and please don't give any answers in the comments! If you missed last week's episode, I posted it to my IG
I'm just going to do that instead of Youtube for the time being since I have anywhere from 215-220 IG followers depending on the day and only 6 YT subscribers.
WATCH #DozVsTheDozen VII HERE at like 7:05 so you don't have to sit through all the banter.