If you missed #DVTD XI, you can watch it right HERE. It was a great match, especially since I was almost bamboozled into thinking the stream was muted by my troll-ass friends in the comment section, but at least they were watching for five minutes!
As for tonight, we've got ourselves a matchup of the OG Dozen team, #4 Experts vs. a newcomer in The Troops. I set the line at Experts -4.5.
I respect the actual troops and have nothing but love for Chaps and Kate. I love what they do for vets and the LGBTQ+ community, but I'm not bitting my tongue here even though objectively, it is a little funny that stolen valor Billy is on this team. I try to keep my feelings about Barstool personalities close to the vest; I don't wanna fuck myself over while trying to get my dream job (that I would 1,000,000,000% crush), but I mean, nobody fucking reads this shit anyway and El Pres said he loves the drama, so... I cannot stand Billy Football. I won't say I hate him because I need to stop abusing that word, but I cannot stand him or anything he "brings" to the table. He's one of the bottom three personalities at BSS. The next time he makes me laugh will be the first. I had no choice but to root for Jose Canseco in RnR. Maybe this is the motivation I need to get back in shape so that I can challenge him? lolol (I'm not a fight guy). PMT is one of, if not my favorite podcast, but when he speaks, my skin crawls like I'm watching the Island Boys (FUCK those creatures). It genuinely angers me that he works for Barstool when I don't. So yes, this match is personal. I compete against everybody and try to win regardless, but it's officially time for the early check-out if Billy Football outscores me.
#DozVsTheDozen XII airs TONIGHT on my Instagram (@DOZONLIFE) at 7:05ish. I can't wait to see you there!