It's Tuesday, which means the return of the best game show about a game show that (next to) nobody knows about, #DozVsTheDozen.
Tonight is the 15th installment of #DVTD, and ya boi is coming off a brutal tie after a lava hot start to match XIV. I still can't believe I fucked up the Judd Apatow question, but I can't let that get in my head tonight when facing off against two great teams in (8) urMom and (9) Uptown Balls for Match #149. Don't let their records fool you; look at the sabermetrics!
I've been trying to upload episode XIV for the last half hour and keep getting this processing bullshit. HURRY UP, YT, THE PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH!
As for tonight, KFC gave it the "MUST WATCH" tag and since Barstool employees NEVER falsely hype up anything, I can't wait to see what tonight has in store.
Despite a slightly lower ranking, I'm setting the line at Uptown Balls -1.5; they're above urMom in every stat. Both are .500 teams that should make the tournament no problem, but it's an important match for potential seeding. Regardless, the biggest question people are asking is, "will Ole Dozo get back in the win column?" Tune into IG @dozonlife at 7:05 PM to find out!
That's www.instagram.com/dozonlife if you're on a computer. Can't wait to see you there!
P.S. Great News! #DozVsTheDozen XIV is finally up on Youtube. Be sure to like and subscribe!