I saw this on Facebook yesterday and immediately I was like "I have to blog this" maybe I'm starting to get better at this. Idk? You may not be able to tell now, but I used to (and low key still do) love emo music. I wouldn't go all in and call myself an emo kid because I mean I liked sports, but I was as close to being one without being one as humanly possible in late middle school and like freshmen year of high school. Although I did have the prototypical emo bowl cut at one point.... When you're a 15 year old who can't get girls and thinks the world is out to get you the music just fits perfectly as the soundtrack to your life.
Whoever thought of this concept deserves a raise. It's crazy how perfectly these tweets fit into the progression of a fake emo song. This could've been a hit on fuse if it was 2006 I swear to God. It's kinda/very scary that the actual President of the United States said all of this, but let's not let that ruin this blog right now, okay? Instead let's think about how this has the exact feel of something from Taking Back Sunday's "Tell All Your Friends" album. It's remarkable. Trumping Back Sunday. BAM. You could slit Don's throat and with his one last gasping breath he'd apologize to Mexico for bleeding on their wall (that they WILL pay for!!).
The pause before "VERY UNFAIR" is perfect mid-2000's emo. Unbelievable job here, my hat is off to Super Deluxe for making this. I feel like a 14 again after listening to this one. I'd keep the razorblades away from Trump after listening to this tbh. The inflection here on his whiny complaint tweets fit better than some skinny jeans from Hot Topic. Then the screams for FAKE NEWS, jeez it's like I hit shuffle on my video iPod from freshmen year.
If Donald's senses don't fail he's going to be cutting his wrists and blacking his eyes so he can fall asleep to night after this one, and I'd expect a tweet that could be used to make a follow up single some point this afternoon.