Enjoy Some August 10 on August 10th

Like you, I'm not a huge fan of the lack of content on DOL this summer.  August is already 1/3 over and I've written one blog this month. Hashtag Not Ideal.

Believe me, I hate myself more than usual for the lack of blogs/videos/memes etc. , but like your daddy after a long day at the job; sometimes I'm just too tired to play catch/write blogs to showcase my gift, eventually achieve my professional dreams and prove all the h8rs wrong after 6-12 hours of Covid Roulette in the Pontiac. Despite all the uba racks I've been stacking/saving, driving isn't getting me towards anything (except increasing the likeliness I contract COVID).

Of course it doesn't suck to be liquid AF, but the old adage is true; money doesn't buy happiness. At least not yet for Ole Dozo; maybe if I had enough cash to bail-out poor old John Henry so he could afford to run a baseball team, but until then..

Literally all I want in life is to write for barstool sports, but to a h8r the amount of time that I've put towards that goal this summer may say the contrary. Sorry for having a great work ethic. If you talked to me for 2 seconds you'd know I just want to blog and be creative again so I can be #HiredDozo already FFS.  

Sure, I know that the amount of time I've been ubin shows my dedication to making it financially and independently, but I bet El Pres doesn't care about that. He/the rest of the people who hire want to see numbers and what you can do to help Barstool make more money. So, it means I need to keep grinding like Bob Burnquist. I've been sitting on a video idea for a month (way better than Here Goes Dozo Episode 2) that I just haven't had a chance to film yet. My extremely legitimate excuse of my molasses-top (cause it's slow) holding me back (after driving strangers all day the last thing I wanted to do is spend 48 minutes waiting for my laptop to get to weebly.com) is no longer valid since I used some of my uba money to purchase a fully functioning laptop.

Sadly, just because I have the necessary tools to blog, doesn't mean I really have anything to say at this very moment. Like I've alluded to, I've been living on the roads. I'm beat. I am so fucking out of the loop it's gross. I just wake up, (sometimes) take a shower and hit the road in hopes of making at least a G-note a week. I didn't even realize it was August 10th until like 1 PM when I saw my girl Laura Lee put up an IG story saying so.

So since today is August 10th, you get to enjoy a piece of instrumental bliss from one of my favorite bands, Khruangbin on its special day; the day in the title. I'm going to listen to this and the entire KEXP performance its from with some herbal courage to see if I can get another blog out :)