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For the Second Straight Week, the DOL Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week Hits!

9/27/2020

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Oh what a lovely NFL Sunday it has been! The Patriots dismantled the Las Vegas (I'll never be cool with that) Raiders to improve to 2-1.

Had to do it.

â–¡ @CameronNewton pic.twitter.com/w3G0EqLj4H

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 27, 2020
During the game, I talked a lil shit about Sony Michel. It was so quiet at Gillette that he may have heard me!

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— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 27, 2020
26 literally had the two best runs of career (in terms of yards) after I chirped.

Sony Michel breaks another long run!@Flyguy2stackz | @Patriots | #GoPats

â–¡: #LVvsNE on CBS
â–¡: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app: https://t.co/9RobDGGsOD pic.twitter.com/uuK2fE17Yo

— NFL (@NFL) September 27, 2020
I don't want to choke on my haterade, but  I stand by this tweet.

Vince Wilfork would’ve picked up 30 yards with those holes

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 27, 2020
Things weren't all sarcastic this Sunday! Coach Belichick ended his presser with a genuine wish of good luck to Brad and the boys (the Boston Celtics) going into tonight's ECF Game 6.
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Bill #Belichick ended his postgame press conference by wishing Brad Stevens and the @Celtics luck before Game 6 of #EasternConferenceFinals. #Patriots #Raiders #NFL #NBA #Celtics #Heat #barstoolsports #HireDozo #IamtakingHeatMLfortheemotionalhedge

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All that is cool, but most importantly, the DOL Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week hit;;;; AGAIN. Did you see that @barstoolsports??

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Now if you're someone who reads dozonlife.com, but doesn't follow me on instagram or twitter (can you change that plz? @dozonlife) you're probably a little confused since I haven't mentioned this new phenomenon here until today.
First things first, here's the definition of a 6-point teaser incase you're not up to speed with gambling lingo (the concept is the exact same with 6.5 or 7 points).
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It's basically a parlay (a single bet that links together two or more individual wagers and is dependent on all of those wagers winning together. ... If any of the bets in the parlay lose, the entire parlay loses; thanks google!) where you can adjust the lines.

I'm a huge teaser guy because I'm indecisive AF and teasers give you some serious wiggle room. They're like the promise ring of bets. That wiggle room does comes at a cost by drastically altering the odds and like all parlays, you have to hit every leg for the bet to cash. With 8 legs, that means 8 things have to go right..hence the name "Too Many Legs" Teaser of the Week. 

In week one, I placed a 6 leg teaser that went 5-1 because Phil Rivers is allergic to winning games he's supposed to win. 
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In my self-deprecating ways, I poked fun at my failures by going even bigger the following week with an 8-leg, 3-time slot teaser. Normally, I don't like to mix time slots, but things ended up working out for the boi.

I present you the DOL too many legs teaser of week. 8 legs, +1000. Sure to go at least 6-2; adjust where you see fit so you can make money. pic.twitter.com/3Xffpwi0T3

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 20, 2020
Ya boi had to sweat it tf out.  Green Bay was down two scores early,  Tennessee was up big and almost blew it. After recovering an on-side kick, all the Bucs had to do was run out the clock to seal the game. My teaser over would've pushed. Thankfully, Leonard Fournette has been somewhat shaky in his professional career so you knew he wasn't going to just fall to the ground Todd-Gurley-style after breaking this one.

.@_Fournette is GONE.

46-yard TD to extend the @Buccaneers lead. #GoBucs

â–¡: #CARvsTB on FOX
â–¡: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app: https://t.co/gdttfTQjuY pic.twitter.com/cw4yBTOXWB

— NFL (@NFL) September 20, 2020
I needed Harrison Butker to hit three straight from 50+ in overtime to get KC -2.5 AND over 41.

Butker. With. Some. Swag.
pic.twitter.com/lQPLtghvR2

— Chiefs Daily (@chiefsdaily15) September 21, 2020
Miraculously everything hit. 8/8. $500 for the boi. I deposited the majority of my winnings into my checking account and this week, I placed another 8-leg teaser for the DOL Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week.
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The Celtics are about to tip off, but like last week....The Too Many Legs Teaser of the Week was not easy!!!

As a man of my word I am officially no longer allowed to be mean to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Texans +9.5 hits!!!

If the Steelers kneel it out and don’t kick the FG I will never talk shit about that organization ever again (only valid if remaining legs of DOL TML Teaser hit)

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 27, 2020
God Bless the Victory Formation!!!! 

#VictoryFormation

— Pittsburgh Steelers (@steelers) September 27, 2020

Thank you Stillers pic.twitter.com/K6nwa0vuyX

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 27, 2020
Eagle fans were not happy after tying the Bengals, but I think we all should appreciate Mr. Backwards hat himself, Carson Wentz for opting not to throw here. 

Carson Wentz dives into the endzone and the Eagles have tied it! ?

(via @NFL) pic.twitter.com/vTcdLjmSnm

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 27, 2020
8-0 two weeks in a row; 5-1 in week one. I'm not a math major but I believe that's 22-1 in teaser legs this season. There's a lot of football left so let's not get too excited just yet, but at the same time you'd be a fool to not hop on this wave. I apologize for the wrong use of too in the tweet, like I said I was jazzed up. #HireDozo

TWO MANY LEGS TEASER HITS AGAIN!!! 8 legs, +1000. #HireDozo pic.twitter.com/VdRtycNG4A

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 27, 2020
P.S.

​Go C's. 

I will bet against the Celtics every game if that’s what it takes. If that’s not hashtag good guy idk what is #martyr

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 26, 2020

Go Celtics! #BleedGreen #Martyr pic.twitter.com/WLXFnymkoA

— Doz #hiredozo (@DozonLife) September 27, 2020
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