Giant Alligator Spotted in Florida
I don't understand the people filming this at all. Do they have a death wish? Have they not seen any of the millions of videos online of people being attacked by animals? Like that's not even an exaggeration there are millions. They must have a bazooka that can take that thing out in a moments notice if shit goes south. That or they'd just rather get eaten by an alligator than kill it and have him become a meme for 6 months. (RIP you know who)
I just don't understand how else you can just lay there and act like everything is cool? What is wrong witht these people? How they are sitting so calmly when a damn dinosaur sized alligator is literally like 10 feet away from them? I can't even calmly look at a pretty girl without basically having a panic attack and these people could literally be eaten at any moment are just chillen like they're watching a safe of ducks cross the field. Unreal.
And for what? Just think of the pros and cons here.
Pros: 2 seconds of fame on twitter and you get losers like me to write a few shitty paragraphs online?
Cons: You are that alligators first lunch of the day.
I'm not a great decision maker but I think the right call is obvious. Get away from that gator. Call me a pussy. Whatever, I'll be the pussy who isn't dead. If I'm ever even in the same zip code as a normal sized alligator, forget this one that could be used to mark a first down, I'll be gone so fast you'll ask yourself when did Usain Bolt gain 200 pounds and grow a fantastic bucket of flow?
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