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Gronk With The Best Valentine's Day Card In the Nick Of Time

2/14/2017

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I love memes....they're one of my like top 10 favorite things about being alive, they're so fucking funny.  Love em. I doooon't know if the Valentine's day cards like this that athletes, actors, musicians  & tv shows etc having been posting today are technically memes or not.... but it's just easier to refer to it as that, so that's what I'm doing.

Of all the ones I've seen today it's easily the best one. I love it, it just brought a smile to my face when I saw it. Everything about it perfect but mainly for these three reasons. 


1.----   I honestly think he thought of this himself. It's just seems so wicked "Gronk" to me. Like I know a lot of celebrities social media accounts are run by team, but I really think this the work of Rob Gronkowski, I'll be kinda bummed it if's not.  It'll break my heart if it's not tbh. Don't do that to me, not today, Rob.  You know a guy who genuinely loves "69" jokes, like they may be his favorite thing in the world would make something like this using his name and 1000% the word he uses to refer to getting laid. Gronk is suuuuch a "let's smash" guy. 

(Editors Note: I just saw the @NFLRT watermark on the pic when I was proof-reading and I'm absolutely devastated but I already wrote all that so damnit, it's staying. I mean I just did a midnight blog when I saw something good. Talk about Barstool material)


2----  It just seems so perfectly Gronk to wait until the last minute to post something that is time sensitive. He posted this "Gronk Smash card" with like a half hour to go on v-day. Just makes sense. It's fucking Gronk, seems like a real wait til the last minute guy. I bet those like 4 times he did work in college he did it the night before. Between football, girls and partying how could he have time to do work in college? Def was writing papers the morning of. That's not even a knock on Gronk, it's the reality of college sports..especially in Arizona (also kind of a knock on Gronk)

3---- Of all the memes I've seen today this is easily the best content wise because it's authentic.  It perfectly uses "Gronk Smash" (which is totally a real phrase referring to his spikes) as an innuendo (Is it still technically an innuendo when it's that blunt?). Like you can say a lot of things in life that can be misenturpted, but if you ask someone if they'll let you Gronk Smash that's about as to the point as it gets. I saw some memes today where line's were changed. There was one of  Michael Scott screaming "I DECLARE MY LOVE TO YOU" instead of BANKRUPTCY! Which is still alright it's just not as good to me. This is just the perfect card, no work had to be done.



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