Since Robert Kraft bought the New England Patriots in 1994 they've sold out every single pre, regular, and post season game they've hosted. Robert Kraft saved the New England Patriots and football in the New England market. The Patriots have won 6 Super Bowls, 10 AFC Championships and made the playoffs 20 times since the 1994 season. There is a serious argument to be made that Kraft is the greatest owner in North American sports between his success on the field, and philanthropy off it.
Today, Robert Kraft's name was one of 25 on a list of men who were charged with "soliciting a prostitute" at a massage parlor in Jupiter, Florida.
To quote the late Christopher Wallace
Naturally given his status and the fact that this is a sex related story it's going to get all the news, but like honestly what are we even doing here? An actor that nobody had ever heard of a week ago faked a fucking hate crime to start a race war and line his pockets but we're talking about a 77 year old widower (allegedly) getting his crank yanked? This is what's wrong with our country. Priorities, guys!
What is worse? Stirring the already bubbling race-relations pot or stimulating the economy in Florida? I'll let you decide. I know the internet high horse crowd will talk about the horrors of sex/human trafficking and guess what...you'll get no debate from me, those are horrible things that should be stopped. I am firmly anti human trafficking, partly because I don't fully understand it. BUT can we use our brains for a second? Jussie Smollett literally lied about getting fucking lynched in 2019 and we're worrying about Bob Kraft's old dick? GTFO. How has this overtaken the headlines? The last thing we should be doing is trying to besmirch the great Kraft name. Especially in times like these. Oh so he's friends with Donald Trump because they're both billionaires so what? Like you've never been friends with someone who deep down you know is kind of a dick? Robert Kraft has donated hundreds of millions of dollars to a variety of causes. Responsible for wings of hospitals. You can go look at his wikipedia page yourself. Before a game against the Steelers this last season he went to the Pittsburgh Synagogue to pay his respects. He's also teamed up Jay Z, Meek and the owner of 76ers to help get people out of jail who deserve it.
RKK is a great man. Great man get horny too. So he may have gotten jerked off (maybe more!) by some Asian chicks. Guess what? so has your dad. There's a biggggg difference between going to massage parlor and being "in" on a sex tracking ring. I feel like the idiots wearing their "I hate the Patriots" blinders can't differentiate those things.
Just because you get jerked off (allegedly) at a massage parlor doesn't mean you're pro-human trafficking or willingly partaking in it. Does that mean anybody with an iPhone is pro child labor? Or someone who bought a wedding ring before Blood Diamond came out is directly responsible for the amputation of South African hands?
If the rumors are true and there was human trafficking going on at this parlor that's horrible, and needs to stop immediately. But unless before she starts stroking the conversation leads to how she's being held here against her will what are you really supposed to do in that situation? Nobody is thinking right with a hard on, always remember that. Plus it's probably the biggest open secret in our society that you can get sex stuff at an Asian massage parlor. Everybody on earth knows that. Whenever someone says "Happy Ending" you know exactly what they're talking about, and sadly it's not ice cream. At the end of the day who fucking cares? I am too busy to worry about the dick of another man. Prostitution is in that same ballpark as weed and sports gambling where people just fucking want it, and eventually it'll be regulated. Who cares what people do as long as it doesn't hurt others? And I know you can just say well sex trafficking hurts but how are you supposed to know? I don't think every Asian massage parlor that has a secret menu only does it because of sex trafficking. I'm sure plenty just like the extra walkin-around money. How are you supposed to be able to tell the difference? I'm sure the salons look awfully alike. This is just the attempt to try to make the Patriot dynasty crumble that will ultimately lead to another Super Bowl win. I honestly love it because Belichick and Brady have both been dragged through the mud for "crimes" that everybody else in the league was doing/are not really crimes. It's only right that Bob Kraft join the "people only care about this issue because they're sick of losing to us" Triumvirate. Would CNN be talking about Bill Bidwell if this happened to him? Do you even know who Bill Bidwell is? Exactly. 
Just don't be a sheep and let stories like this that don't matter take light off ones that do.
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