How to Induce Vomiting (in New England)

Throwing up is a lot like taking a dump; sometimes it can be an incredibly enjoyable experience while other instances may have you in fear for your life.

During rona there has been a rise in DIY remedies and fixes.   People are getting crafty; making homemade masks out of old bed sheets, reviving the bowl cut and using bleach/vodka to make hand sanitizer.  When you're stuck inside your house with limited supplies sometimes you have to improvise or call an audible.

​We all know that the easiest way to induce vomiting is with ipecac, but sadly it may not be readily available in all households. 

Maybe you read the graphic that started this blog and fell into the category of having no gag reflex? Have no fear, Ole Dozo is here. As a self-proclaimed man of the people I am here to help. Whether you accidentally consumed some poison or aren't feeling so confident about your appearance; Ole Dozo has your back.

Should you be in situation where vomiting is paramount to stay alive/fit into those pants there is another solution. If you have ties to New England one glance at this should do the trick. A NSFW order is in place.

Disgusting.

Now of course, it won't work for everybody; similarly to how some people can finger blast their throat and still be dry as sandpaper. I'm generalizing here, but for the majority of the population in five and half states this should do the trick. I'm sorry I subjected you to that.  I know how often people come into situations where vomiting may save their life. I'm just trying to help. You can always reach poison control at 800-222-1222.

P.S. This should work too.