I Feel So Betrayed By The Patriots By the Griff Whalen Signing

I know I exaggerate and hyperbolize a lot on my blog but I'm going to be serious for a second. I say I'm the biggest Patriots fan alive. We all know that's not true, I mean how cocky would I be to actually believe that?

But I mean I'm definitely in the top 10. No arguing that. I've lived and died with my guys since I was in 4th grade. Even with all the trouble (that were lies created by the NFL) they've gotten into other the years I've always been their to defend the wall. 

So as top 10 Patriot fan in the entire world I don't understand how the Patriots could betray me by signing fucking Griff Whalen. 

If you don't know who that guy is, I don't blame you. First off he's a Vegan (loser). Secondly he's an undrafted bum out of Stanford who has 3 career touchdowns. Of course 1 of them effectively ended my gambling career which we'll get into. If you do know who he is it's probably from this highlight. 

Well in that Sunday Night Football game last year the Patriots were a 9 point favorite against the lowly Colts. Let's not forget that the previous 4 contests by at least 20 points. They owned the Colts. Also going into the game the Patriots were 4-0 and Indy was 2-3. Even though it lost Pats -9 from a logic standpoint is and will always be the right call.

Despite a horrible start the Patriots were in the number late in the 4th quarter as they were up 34-21 and just had to get a first down late to cover the spread. Then when they punted and gave the Colts the ball at their own 15 yard line with 3:03 left all they had to do was stop the Colts from scoring a meaningless touchdown and they would've won and more importantly covered. That didn't happen. The Patriots who already had the game won played conservative AF and allowed fucking Griff Whalen, an undrafted Vegan loser who looks like the kid from We're the Millers to score a bullshit TD with 1:26 left to make the score 34-27.

There's been touchdowns that ended the Patriots from going 19-0, there's been touchdowns in my own football career that broke my heart but Griff Whalen's garbage touchdown, and only touchdown of 2015 will forever be my least favorite of all time.

I know everybody wants to see it. pic.twitter.com/qKOoauiEtY

— Ryan (@rhodydoz) October 19, 2015

Fuck that guy. I'll never root for him. I turned a $100 deposit into over $3200 bucks in like a month. I was stupid and went way too heavy one game, never should've done that, but he should've never even been on the field. If that touchdown isn't scored I think my life is totally different. If I had an extra 4 grand lying around I'd be able live like royality.  I hope he drops every pass thrown to him Monday and is cut Tuesday, then dies Wednesday. This guy does not deserve to wear a Patriot uniform after what he did to a official top 10 fan. I can't believe they would do this to me after all I've done for you.


I think as a sign of good faith by Griff Whalen or the Patriots should send me a check to let bygones be bygones. My loyality can be bought.