I hate that I don't hate the Ryan Bros

Rex and Rob Ryan are not too old to ride a tandem bicycle https://t.co/bDn5LKfut4 pic.twitter.com/ASOPE82HLc

— SI Extra Mustard (@SI_ExtraMustard) June 17, 2016

Rex Ryan has often voiced his distain for the Patriots, hell he even beat them in Foxboro in the playoffs, yet I can't hate the guy. I mean I know why, It's 100% because he's a goofball fat guy. As one of those guys it is impossible to dislike others. It's like a fraternity, or the mob, once you're in, you're in for life. It doesn't matter if Rex got his stomach stapled or if I've eaten nothing but shakes for 4 months, once a fat goof ball, always a fat goof ball, fat is more a state of mind than anything. You can be 140 and be a fat guy. 

I'd be lying if I said the tandem bike isn't helping their cause because it 200% is. If you are anti-tandem bike stop reading DOL because I don't need or want you. I've wanted a tandem bike for at least 4 summers. But they're like 1000 bucks which is insane.  A tandem bike can be the funniest thing in the world if the circumstances are right and boy are they right. We have about 650 pounds of twin brother NFL coaches on bicycle. 

Now the fact that him and and his brother are finally coaching together it's double trouble with the Ryan Bros. Because for every pound Rex lost, Rob gained. Nobody embodies what it means to be in buffalo than this guy. 

I can't wait for the Bills to start like 3-1 when Brady is suspended. Hell they may even beat the Pats with Jimmy G and everybody will be saying this is the year in the AFC East where the Pats get knocked off, to watch out for the Bills. Then the Pats will still go 12-4 and the Bills finish 9-7 as an absolute best case scenario. I'll love the Ryan brothers as long as they aren't a real threat and I don't see that being an issue for the foreseeable future.