I have A LOT of Issues with this Church Sign

Zeitgeisty church sign of the day: God is greater than Chuck Norris https://t.co/DnAppzHh7o cc: @robdelaney pic.twitter.com/5DAXTfiktc

— Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) August 25, 2016

You don't see them as often up north, but in other parts of the country witty church signs are a big thing. When I lived in Florida I could remember seeing them pretty much any time I was in a car because there are more churches in Florida then there are Dunkin Donuts in Rhode Island, which is REALLY saying something because I'm pretty sure there is 1 Dunkin for every 6 people in this state. Now this blog isn't to talk about religion because that's not what DOL is about (even if I'm low a key God guy) No this is about a HORRIBLE pop culture reference. 


Chuck Norris seriously? 

Now is this from a church that closed in 2005 or something? Then it would be understandable, but if you wanna be hot and current to try to get the youth interested into going to church you can't be making decade old early internet references.

Yeah Chuck Norris jokes were huge.... when I was in like 8th grade. Gotta be better than that. You know what else was big in 2005... myspace. Are you gonna have signs saying "Jesus wants to be in your top 8?" Then maybe First Assembly of God can start Rick Rolling people too? I can go all day. Can we get an appearance from Jerome Bettis since he JUST won the Super Bowl and retired? Maybe we'll get a Chocolate Rain Remix from these guys in like 2019. I'M OLDDDDDD GREEGGGGGGGG!!!