I NEEEEED a Bounce Back; How To Watch My Hot Garbage Madden League Week 11 Game

Completely unrelated to this blog, but damnit the 1975 did it again. R.I.P. Boston Calling :(

This is 80's AS FUCK!

I apologize for the lack of blogs up this point this week. Today has been a "non-blogging" work day for the boiii. I finally started cataloging my past blogs today (s/o my laptop for actually working) to put together not only My Greatest Hits (Vol. 1) but to identify the library of topics I've written during DOL and most importantly to proof-read old pieces before sending in my latest Barstool Application.

I legit forgot about a bushel of great blogs I've written the last few years. This exercise in self-reflection has both been a nice trip down memory lane and helped keep me calm while waiting on hold with the unemployment office.  I've been debating calling the last few days in hopes that I won't need it #HireDozo, but figured this is the perfect time for one stoner to kill two birds. As soon as I got through with an actual human being after 2 hours and 58 minutes (you can't make that up) I accidentally dropped the call trying to screenshot my wait time because the content never stops.

Now I've collectively been on hold for over four hours while I catalog blogs. As I type this I'm up to March of 2018. I should be in Grouplove because I've got a ways to go, but my goal is to have some sort of application/video/greatest hits blog ready to send out to Erika and Dave by Friday.

Life has been going by so fast during quarantine. Thursday I was on a KFC Radio Game Show and had my bye week for the Madden League over the weekend.  After a great 5-2 start I've dropped two straight and currently sit in 7th place in the AFC at 5-4.  Since we're not going by the new playoff format that means ya boii is on the outside looking in at the playoffs. I play the Eagles tonight at 9:00 PM EST. Only available on TWITCH.TV/OLEDOZO. Let's see if kickoff actually starts on time, but as of now my opponent said 9:00 PM. He's 0-9 and the only win-less team left in the league. If I lose this game I'm checking TF out. 

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If you been following my @hotgarbagemedia Madden League journey on twitch (@ OLEDOZO) then you already are well aware of the DOL Coaches Corner. As we evolve in life, improvements are made. The Coaches Corner has now replaced the All-22. I’ll add more, but in our first episode you can watch me lose my fucking mind. Enjoy watching a 28 year old man having a mental breakdown. Season’s over. Thanks for playing. . . . #twitch #gaming #madden #PS4 #football #FML #barstoolsports #streaming #twitter #NFL #garbage #questioningeverything #areyouthereGoditmesDozo? #HireDozo

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