I'm Back

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Yes the news is true, like a Phoenix from the ashes, or Tracy Morgan after getting hit by a Wal-Mart truck-your boy Ole Dozo is back.

After over a week away (11 days since my last blog) on assignment (week long substitute teaching job) I'm happy to announce my return to DOL. I simply had no time to blog last week and it stunk on ice.  Between subbing and the pizza life I worked 53 hours like a mill worker during the Industrial Revolution and it kicked my ass. I couldn't make the switch to teacher sleep hours, so I was getting like 4 hours of a sleep a night, and let me tell you, the human body, especially MY human body, is not made to put up with that.

Sooooooo much shit happened last week that I wasn't able to give my Luke warm takes on. Not ideal for someone trying to make it in the internet biz. The NBA Finals ended last week(feels like a month ago), and a bunch of shit that I've already forgotten happened too. That's just how quickly the internet moves. Avocados last longer than most blog worthy topics. But alas, I have returned. And if I learned one thing during my week long sub job it's that I definitely do not want to be a teacher for the rest of my life. Now that doesn't mean I'm going to stop pursuing it because my friends at BSS still haven't poached me yet and your boy needs a big boy job worse than the Congressional Baseball game needs better security. (Guess I didn't forget everything) But if the soft, entitled kids of Narragansett, RI were kicking my ass then I can't even begin to imagine how much it would suck working in an actual bad school. Which if we're being honest is where my first job would probably end up being. So if last week taught me anything, it's that I need to get back on my A game, start being funny again, and kick some fucking ass so that Barstool has no choice but to hire me because honestly I'm starting to believe it's the only job I could actually do.  

I'm back, DOL isn't going anywhere, let's fucking roll. It's gonna be a big summer.