I’M GOING TO THE SHIP!!!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!?


Down by 31.4 going into Monday Night Football with Michael Thomas and Jared Cook left to play I needed every single catch. After 92 catches in the first half MT only needed 2.5 more points and we got it!!! Unbelievable!!

Heartbreaking playoff loses after dominating regular seasons in 2015, 2016, 2017 and 2018 left me questioning if I’d ever catch a fantasy break? the-fantasy-football-playoffs-are-the-bane-of-my-existence.html

3-1 start to 2019 looked like Ole Dozo was leaving right where he left off. After Odell fumbled on a punt return taking a victory away from me in week 5 things went Deep South, Little Nicky. 4 game losing streak where I was kicked out of the league in the biggest overreaction since Joe Buck cried when Randy Moss fake mooned Lambeau. Technically since I was out of the league it wasn’t my loss so I’ve still never had a 4 game losing streak in 5 years. This was my first 3 game losing streak in this league. 

After being reinstated I came back with a vengeance. Four straight wins to get to 7-5 after falling to 3-5. Finished 7-6 after my guys decided to rest for the playoffs. Beat a team with Lamar Jackson and the entire Ravens offense last week and this week took down the #1 seed commish who kicked me out of the very league I am the spiritual backbone of. My name is literally in the league name. None of that matters. Dozo is in the Finals for only the 3rd time in his fantasy football career. In 2014 I made the finals in a work league at the pizza shop and lost. In 2007 I won the first league I ever entered: ESPN league KC 600619 with 11 of my closest strangers. Been chasing ever since.


With Chris Godwin likely out week 16 Godwin’s Christians are going to be facing a tall test without the #2 WR in all of fantasy. Hopefully the boys can bring it home for Godwin but even if they don’t this season is a success. #narrative!