During the Presidential Debate last night one of the most electric moments of 2016 happened and I missed. So mad at myself. As an aspiring blogger I need to be better. Inexcusable. That's on me and raise my hand on it. I fucking missed it because I was watching a HORRIBLE football game with some friends. Giants-Packers. As if I didn't already have enough reasons to hate the New York Giants, now they've caused me to miss out on this historical American moment. It stinks. Now I'm totally out of the loop with everything happening on the internet. As someone trying to get in with barstool (or any other major blogging company looking for talent) this is not ideal.
I actually wanted to watch the debate but when you're at a Giants fan's house and they're on, the channel isn't changing very easily. We actually even had it on for a few minutes but everybody was talking, and even when you're with some of your closest friends politics can be a very messy thing to get into. Especially when the beers are flowing. So it was probably for the best that we kept the debate off.
I missed twitter for a little while as well and wow man I feel like I just got dropped off in a random country where I don't know the language. What is going on? I'm soooo lost. I feel so left out. Every meme I've seen on IG has this guy, barstool is selling Ken Bone Shirts, he's everywhere and I just don't get it. You don't go on twitter for a few hours and shit like this happens then the internet explodes.
Meet Ken Bone.
Kenny Bone is just an undecided voter with a killer mustache and bright red sweater. Sometimes that's all you need to be a star. As a fellow "unconventional" looking man, I'm all for this. Give Bonezy his 15 minutes. With the way this election and country is going, we need a good break and a nice laugh. Seems like genuinely good dude.
That clip is something you cannot dream of. Unbelievable clip. It's like Marty Huggins in the Campaign came to life. The dude had 7 twitter followers and 2 of them were his grandma because she lost is password. I fucking love it.
So while I'm still catching up on the Ken Bone Mania, it's clear that this is the newest internet craze. While let's not forget about Harambe (RIP)
I'm all for giving this man his shine. And apparently so is Red Sox pitcher Joe Kelly.
Hopefully Ken Bone can bring the Red Sox some good luck against the Indians and help them comeback from down 0-2. With the way they've been playing it wouldn't hurt to try.
So even though I missed the debate I guess it's clear to see the real winner was not Trump or Clinton last night. It was this man: Ken Bone.