April 20th, 2022
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE BED OF #DOZVSTHEDOZEN STUDIOS
Good afternoon appreciated DOL reader,
I regret to inform you that there will be no #DozVsTheDozen tonight for the LIVE IN PERSON Windy City Clash Semi-Final doubleheader. I'm just as disappointed as you are, but as a company man for a company that does not yet hold my employ, it's still gonna be a fantastic night of trivia. The show starts at 7 pm. It's a home tourney for Chicago, but I think the Frankettes and Yak move on tonight.
As someone who's 4-2-0 in the past six matches, I'm genuinely bummed I cannot compete. It's not because of 4/20, spoiler alert, I've played baked ziti before, or even because of the Boston Celtics playoff basketball game. Rather because of a family commitment. Don't worry; I'll be ready for the championship match tomorrow. Typically, I've had to earn a spot in the finals by winning at least one semi-finals match, but when you factor in the 4-2 in the past six matches situation with the fact that I'm undefeated (1-0-1) in tournament finals in 2022 AND me a being a hashtag good guy going to a family dinner at grandma's instead of enjoying 4/20 & the C's in the comfort of #DozVsTheDozen studios, I think we can allow this one-time bye. Wooof. What a sentence-paragraph!
Despite no #DVTD tonight, I'm not leaving you high and dry like one of the three Radiohead songs I know. Last Thursday's doubleheader is now available on Youtube for your viewing pleasure. Once you're in a cozy space, put your feet up, light a fattie or your favorite method of consumption and enjoy a combined 28-point night (wow, that's very good!) from your favorite niche blogger.