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It's Time For Me to Come Out as a Bottom

3/9/2022

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Despite running this publication for over six years, I'm not a super tech-savvy guy. I've sorta taught myself a few photoshop tricks the last yearish, but for the most part, I've just gotten bi with on a 2009 understanding of computers and such. I own an iPhone 11 and Macbook Air, but that's mainly just to keep up appearances and be like everybody else.

I know that iOS is Apple's operating system, and they are constantly changing shit. Most of the time, it's minor tweaks that I don't really notice or update because I don't have the space, but there have been some game-changers during my iPhone career (July 5th, 2011-present). Emojis came into the mix sometime in 2012, I just learned how to add widgets to my home screen legitimately last week, but a few months ago, Apple had arguably its most controversial change since they updated charger ports.

Apple switched the search bar on safari from the top of the screen to the bottom, and people are FURIOUS!

The new search bar at the bottom of safari is the worst thing Apple have ever done in a update

— Bradley Staunch (@BradleyStaunch) March 8, 2022

safari ruined EVERYTHING by putting the search bar at the bottom

— adparty (@adparty_) March 7, 2022

The safari search bar at the bottom of the screen may be the worst decision apple has ever made.

— Nick (@NikoGarcia7) March 5, 2022

Whoever decided to put the safari search bar at the bottom of the new iOS needs to be fired

— Yezzi ⚡️ (@yezzimusic) March 7, 2022

Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to put the period by the space bar in safari browser?! pic.twitter.com/MVuf0O6UO6

— Victoria Treacy (@LiLTORiAAA) March 8, 2022

Do not update your iPhone this shit is ugly as fuck. Especially safari the url bar is on the bottom now.

— London Lang (@papa__lang) March 9, 2022

Apple put the search bar at the bottom of my safari screen and I don’t like it lmao fix this

— Bart Got Plenty (@Kai_ZAmbie) March 9, 2022

i just wanna know who asked for the safari bar to be moved to the bottom of the screen and what’s wrong with them

— jackass of all trades (@twinshrieks_) March 6, 2022

To Whomever decided the safari typing bar should be at the bottom of the screen instead of the top like it’s always been…I hope you slip and crack a tooth! pic.twitter.com/LV2UXr9VoF

— Vanessa Vega NJ~5’9 in□ ~vaxxed~ (@bookvanessavega) March 5, 2022

This update… @apple ? Why my safari search bar on the bottom of the screen

— nat □□‍□ (@imnotnataliee) March 8, 2022
For over a decade, I, too, was a top. I grew accustomed to the safari search bar appearing on the top of the screen and the power it gave me. When Apple unveiled iOS 15 and switched to a bottom bar, like most people, I hated the change.

Updated my phone and the search bar is on the bottom now?? No thanks P U

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) January 24, 2022
​I never thought I'd be a bottom boi; I even switched back to the top, which is very easy to do if you're curious. As a matter of fact, you can change it as many times as you like. Nothing is stopping you or your partner.
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​I had topped for years because it's all I had known, but I'll tell ya, even after switching back, I kiiinda missed being a bottom. I guess all it takes is a little taste to totally change who you are. But the more I think about it; the change makes perfect sense. It's so much easier to navigate. You can just lay your thumb there and ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ type whatever you want to search. You don't have to stretch your thenar webspace to uncomfortable lengths like you do when topping.

I know many people are upset about the change, and again, I get it. Change can be scary; I hate change too, but sometimes it truly is for the better. I don't care if you agree with me; I just want you to accept me. We can all coexist peacefully as tops, bottoms, and people who can't make a decision one way or another. #BottomPride

I hated having the safari search bar on the bottom at first but now I’m used it and sorta love it #bottompride

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) February 6, 2022
P.S.

You've earned it.
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