Dodging child support payments like
Just a few days after rumors swirled that Julian Edelman was messing around with Adriana Lima.
It appears that the star slot receiver actually just dropped something recently... some baby batter. Usually it's Welker doing the dropping, but now apparently Jules is about to be a dad to some Swedish model that I've never heard, Ella Rose.
Your hypnosis is working babe.
Yep, we're all looking at the water...
Apparently this chick filed paternity documents (no idea that was even a thing) claiming that JE11 is the father. Idk what is next legally, but apparently Edelman is gonna be a father. Hopefully the whole situation can avoid a Maury show DNA paternity test, although I'd be lying if I said that wouldn't be hilarious to watch. Now knocking up a random could be seen as a negative, which for sure it is in some ways, but I mean look at this chick, Jules could've done A LOT worse. Maybe try to stay together for the kids? IDK. What I do know is that my man is getting after it lately. Can't knock the hustle. If you were the 2nd to 4th most attractive man on the best team in the NFL you'd be doing the same thing. The dude just catches Super Bowl winning touchdowns and fucks. What a life.
What I find really interesting is how much Edelman loves Brady and wants to copy his every move. It has leaked out from just football to his personal life as well. People may forget because how of prevalent a couple Tom Brady and Gisele are that my man Tommy had a baby from a previous fling with actress Bridget Moynahan. Still don't know who Bridget Moynahan is but I know she's Brady's firstborns baby momma. Just wikipedia'd her. Still only know her name because of her ties to TB12. Yes the golden boy, Tom Brady had a bastard child. It looks like Edelman may be next.
TBH this move doesn't really shock, me. People forget how long Edelman has been on the Patriots, but he's been here since 2009. That's a long fucking time. After being a 4th receiver/returner/occasionally defensive back it wasn't until 2013 that Edelman became an every down WR. Some may forget that Edelman used to be a bit of a bad boy. Dude had charges against him in 2011 for groping a chick at a Halloween party, although they were eventually dropped.
I'm just saying the dude is a little bit of a bad boy. Don't let the new clothes, a Super Bowl ring, or a new haircut fool you.
Slim Shady Edelman
Dirty Hipster Edelman
You just never know what's gonna happen to these guys off the field. I don't really care that he knocked this model up, congrats on the sex Jules. As long as there is no Maury show appearance I think everything will be fine. Just don't be a deadbeat dad, pay the child support and get back on the field. All I care about is Edelman staying healthy for an entire season to help this team get ring #5.