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KFC Releases Fried Chicken Scented Sunscreen

8/23/2016

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We made a sunscreen and it's free* and it smells like fried chicken and fried chicken smells delicious.https://t.co/fdqaJWcnpY

— KFC (@kfc) August 22, 2016
In one of the weirdest marketing schemes I've seen recently, KFC has released a limited edition "Fried Chicken" sunscreen. 

I can't lie, I actually like the video, the sort of off centered production value makes me find it funnier than it actually is. But for a fast food restaurant I've seen dumber ideas, but this has to be the worst idea of all time. I don't understand scent people. Don't get me wrong, I fuck heavy with some good candles or nice perfume on a young lady, but smelling like food and not actually being the food makes zero sense to me.

If I smell pizza, I'm gonna want to eat pizza. When I smell weed, I wanna light up. If a person smells like extra crispy chicken, I'm gonna want to eat them. That is not something we need right now, flavor enhancement on people. Isn't that the number one complaint by cannibals? That humans don't taste good.

Didn't some FSU bro just eat two people like last week? The last thing we need to do is give people flavors. Obviously most of us have the self control to not eat people, but crystal meth and the state of Florida still exist. I'm terrified that someone is going to be high on meth, smell some 11 herbs and spices on some random person then eat their face off. The writing is on the wall KFC, don't say ole dozo didn't warn you. When someone gets killed and eaten in like 8 days it's gonna be a really uncomfortable news cycle for Kentucky Fried Chicken.



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P.S.  I still am not 100% sure what cultural appropriation is, but I'm sure some losers on twitter will complain and say that this is cultural appropriation somehow. 
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