The gears in my conspiracy brain have been working overtime as the Coronavirus/Covid-19 pandemic has effectively shut down China, Italy and now the United States.
I am many things, but a doctor/scientist/person who keeps up to date with the news isn't one of them. My jobs include making memes in my IG story (@dozonlife), driving strangers (who hopefully practice good-hygiene) around and embarrassing myself enough so that people feel the need to laugh, instead of calling for professional help.
I don't want to add to the hysteria or narrative that this isn't a big deal; it clearly is. Sure, I find it a little fishy that Netflix released like a half dozen pandemic related series/shows in the months leading up to this outbreak and now people are forced to self-quarantine at home, but that's neither here nor there. The facts are the facts. Sports are not happening until further notice. Schools are closed for weeks. I'm sure it's impacting the economy. Every couple hours another city says they're shutting down all non-essential activity. For lack of a better word; it's a shit-show. I want to do my part. I may not be a rich man in the monetary sense where I can just throw money at problems, but I can do my part to entertain/inform.
It looks like I'm going to be spending the vast majority of my time at home the next week or so which means lots of DOL content. I have an appointment with my shrink this afternoon, then I'm going to be pick up some shakes omw home and that's it for Ole Dozo. I'm not taking any chances. I don't want to do anything stupid to put other people at risk hashtag good guy. I am using this week to my advantage and I suggest you to do the same. If you are in a situation where you cannot work (like me) do not panic about money (also like me), use this time away from society to improve. Do something you've put off! Read a book? Idk bro/girlbro, do you. There's a chance we all die, but if we do this week off thing right the odds have to decrease. You'd be surprised how much weight you can lose in a week. All I'm saying is don't be stupid and there will be a LOT to consume from your boiii this week so stay tuned #cowboyemoji
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