Mike Budenholzer's Reaction to Dasani is the Realest Shit You'll See Today

​I don't have many healthy habits. That's something I'm trying to improve in 2023 (I've been going to the gym 4ish times a week since early November), but one healthy thing about ur boi that I absolute crush is drinking plenty of water. I literally cannot get enough of the stuff. My whistle is constantly wet. They say you can't survive more than three days without water. I don't think I'd last 3 hours. Some people wake up in the middle of the night to piss; I wake up to drink more water. There's nothing like some ice-cold h2o. It's my favorite beverage. My water reusable bottles have gotten progressively bigger over the years (just like me). Currently, I sip out of a cruise missile.

I used to burn through bottled water like Republicans burn history books. Now, I use my bottle as much as I can to save money and do my part to cut down on plastics, but if I had to pick a brand, I am a Poland Spring guy for life. It's goated. I'm not here to judge you if you still drink bottled water......unless it's Dasani.

Dasani makes Flint's water supply look like Evian. It is absolute fucking trash. You can taste the "minerals" in it, and honestly, I wouldn't trust it to put out a fire. It's probably flammable. You're better off drinking off a gutter.

Unfortunately, I've drank enough Dasani in my day to fill up an Olympic swimming pool, but that's only because it's what was available at the pizza place I worked in during college (and three years after) since we were a Coke restaurant. I haven't willingly bought a Dasani in my entire life. I refuse to believe it's anybody's first choice. Who the fuck is seeking out a Dasani?

Last night, Milwaukee Bucks coach Mike Budenholzer took a sip of Dasani, and you would've thought he drank Stiffler's "spiked" beer from American Pie 2.

Bud’s reaction to drinking Dasani water lmaooo. That water should be illegal pic.twitter.com/6rs1mZdDiM

— Grayson Allen Enjoyer (@GoatedGrayson) January 12, 2023

Bud's reaction says it all. I've seen better responses from 6-year olds trying Brussels sprouts. Drinking Dasani is like sucking on spare change. It tastes terrible. It's water in the same way that mud  or piss is water. Sure, there's "water" in Dasani, but there's also enough salt to clear a highway so you'll buy more and more and more. That's the biggest problem with Dasani. It's a production of capitalism and never be satisfied. I'm not a big soda guy, but there's no denying the people at Coca-Cola are doing something right. People love it; it's everywhere. Coke is so popular that parts of the country call all soda coke. It has that big of a grasp (and southerns are that dumb). But Coke doesn't need to make water. They were doing fine before Dasani and they'd be fine without it. I'm sure they make billions off it by forcing places that sell Sprite to also sell their nail polish remover disguised as water, but it has to stop. It's gonna end up killing someone. I'd rather drink out of a puddle and by the looks of it, so would Coach Bud.