Mom in Hot Water For Going Around College Campus With Photos of Her Son Asking Girls If They Want To Date Him
Police want to identify a woman they say is badgering college women to date her single son.
The Baltimore Sun reports that a woman in her mid-50s has been visiting the campus of Towson University in Maryland pestering female students. The mom reportedly approaches her victims, shows them a photo of her eligible son and asks if they are interested in dating him.
Police say the mom entered two on-campus buildings on three separate dates to play Cupid. The Towson Police Department shared an email with Yahoo Lifestyle from Chief Charles Herring that alerts the community to the mother’s actions.
“The Towson University Police Department is investigating three related incidents occurring in the Cook Library and Center for the Arts buildings on February 6 and 7,” read the email. “Students have reported being approached by an older female who attempted to show them a picture on her cellphone and ask if they were interested in dating her son. The subject of interest is described as a female, appearing to be in her 50s, with glasses, wearing blue jeans and a striped long-sleeve shirt with red trim along the bottom, a multicolored scarf, brown shoes and carrying a dark-colored coat.”
Herring concludes: “This incident advisory is being provided in order to make the TU Community aware of an incident on campus that may cause concern. This advisory is intended to heighten awareness and inform the community of incidents that may impact their safety and security.”
A police spokesperson tells Yahoo Lifestyle that, for now, the mother is not suspected of committing a crime; they just want her to stop. So might her son.
We might want to pump the breaks with calling these girls "victims". Ted Bundy had victims. Harvey Weinstein had victims. 6ix9ine has fucking victims. If getting annoyed in public by an Asian person who doesn't understand personal space and social norms is a crime, then it looks like every person I've ever met is due for a nice settlement check. Get out of here with that victim nonsense. There is one victim and one victim only in this story: this lady's poor son.
I cannot express how badly I feel for this kid. This is every son's worst nightmare....their God damn mom showing up to their campus asking girls if they're interested in dating. I cringe just thinking about it. Really hoping we don't see a Seppuku headline follow up story. Hey lady, it's 2019, nobody in college is looking for dating. At least they shouldn't be. They want emotionless sex with as many people as possible. There are a million apps, the last thing your son needs is your help. If guys like me can get laid on their phone then literally anybody alive can do it. Do your son a favor and pay for a month of Hinge if you're really so concerned. No need to make the fact your son is alone national news.
As for getting the police involved, I can't lie it makes me laugh, like this lady was so annoying that the authorities had to be called. That alone is hilarious. Part of me can't help but laugh, but at the same time if you tattle on this lady and you aren't her son you can kick rocks. Freedom of speech, ever heard of it? Probably not, considering they're in college. but honestly aren't there bigger issues to worry about on campus than a weirdo old lady being a weirdo old lady? How about worrying about sexual assault or hazing before you go after the lady in the library showing strangers her son's facebook default photo?
If this kid didn't get laid off of this story then Seppuku is officially on the table. How much help do you need?