My First Reader Email Blog! Some Bloke From Down Under Reached Out to DOL!!

​I never check my emails. Probably not a great habit to have, but see it stems from college. Whenever I got emails it was almost always negative news from professors. Just telling me how I fucked up and I don't need that negativity on my life. So what did I do? I buried my head in the sand and just acted like nothing ever happened. As one of my friends always says "You can't have an STD if you don't get tested." So I just wouldn't look at my emails. Probably not my smartest move, I can think of a few instances in particular where I got yelled at for "not being professional" for not checking my emails. But I mean look at me now. I have the piece of paper somewhere in my room that says I graduated college and I'm thriving as a pizza delivery driver/aspiring blogger. I think I made the right call here.

Well anyways, I checked my emails today for the first time since I left for Florida on Thursday. Let me tell ya, I had not, 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not, 6, not 7 emails from this guy from Australia. AUSTRALIA. Some one down under knows about DOL which is insane. Isn't it like 4 days in the future in Australia?

If you know anything about me, I hate(d) Australia. Strictly because that country caused me and my gf to break up when she studied abroad. I was young(er) and stupid, it caused me to hate an entire continent/country. I don't like to blog about it her because it looks petty, but I swear I am over it all, I think my ability to joke about the topic shows that. Everything is copacetic . Just had to give the backstory for my stupid hate for an entire continent. I'm over her, I'm not gonna "sook" but I had been holding a grudge against the Aussies since 2013. Well consider the grudge dissolved. I have to finally forgive that nation. If they are reading DOL down under then I cannot in good faith hate Australia. Just not the type of bloke I am.  Aye mates, if you wanna throw some shrimp on the barbie,  pound some amber fluid and get full as a boot, then lets give it a burl!

It's pretty crazy to me the blokes and shelias are checking out DOL. I thought they'd be busy eating vegemite sandwiches and making sure they don't get attacked by some Roos. I have friends who live down the street that won't read my blogs (bad friends) but this Aussie at the very least knows my website exists. Good onya to anybody else who does read DOL, that includes the people reading this right now, thank you, and welcome to DOL. (Just kidding btw, it was only 2 emails but felt like dropping that Lebron reference.) I just can't believe I got an email from a guy in Australia. Yes, Australia, reaching out to little ole dozo to get featured on my blog. What a world! While it is probably just spam, I could sure use the content so I'm going to share what this bloke sent to me.

Hi ,

My name is Justin Taylor, I work with Supplement Mart in Australia. I love creating content about my passions – sports and fitness. With the Summer Olympics in Rio fast approaching, I thought it would be interesting to research some of the rising stars in all sports, from swimming to athletics, cycling to gymnastics. I made this infographic https://www.supplementmart.com.au/ig/Rio-Olympics-2016-Infographic.jpg , that features some of the most promising potential gold medal winners as well as some facts on the Olympic event.
Just sending it over to you – maybe your readers would like to learn more about some of the brightest Olympic stars? It would be great if you’d like to publish it, all I would ask is that you kindly credit my website using this URL- https://www.supplementmart.com.au/products/testosterone-boosters . If you have any feedback or questions, please feel free to contact me.
Also, let me know if you require a custom introduction to accompany the infographic in one of your posts!

Warm regards,

Justin

G'day!!
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So apparently my newest employee (hope you don't mind working for free) Justin Taylor wants me to share an info-graph he made about some athletes to look at for in the Olympics. As I have Olympic fever currently and am just a generally good guy and willing to help out my fellow man; here is what Justin wanted to me share. 

Kind of tough to read when it's this narrow, but you should be able to zoom in. All Justin asked was that I properly credit him and his website, where it looks like he sells testosterone (steroids). I'm not gonna pass any judgements here.

Here is your credit mate. https://www.supplementmart.com.au/products/testosterone-boosters.

I guess this is my first reader email blog. Maybe I will make it after-all?! Anybody else that wants to send me stuff to blog about you can reach me through weebly or just hmu on twitter.