I don't really pay attention to the gossipy side of celebrity news. But at the same time I'm not gonna act like some hardo and act like I don't see some of it on twitter or the news. I'd say I'm decently in the loop for a straight white dude. Well anyways I guess Mr and Mrs. Smith aka Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting divorced. As tradition with Page Six, there was a very interesting cover today.
Now people are up in arms on twitter about this because that's how twitter works.
I don't know how to make this blog funny because I don't really care/know about this topic at all. I just wanted to share the cover because I do think it's funny. Is it also petty? You bet, but that's what the Post is all about, if you're just getting surprised about that now then I don't know what to tell you. If this actually offends you and your name is not Jennifer Aniston then you're a loser.
Sure it's been 12 years since Brad and Jen split, and they both remarried, but I'd bet my life a tiny piece of her is happy. I mean payback is a bitch, and sometimes it takes 12 years. You may forgive, but you never forget. After all, she lost her man to another actress during filming of a movie. Which is the Hollywood equivalent of losing your husband to the new girl in the office. I don't know Hollywood code but I feel like that has to break some sort of actor code. No stealing other people's spouse on the set. I mean we live in a society with consequences. If that's not a rule, it should be.
TBH it's kinda Angelina's fault. I mean you married a cheater, you know what you were getting into. If you got together through cheating, odds are you'll end because of it too. What I don't get is how Angelina all of a sudden is so old-fashioned and gets divorced over cheating? I thought celebrities exclusively cheated on each other? I picture California as one big 1970's key party with no rules. I mean isn't this the same woman who made out with her brother at an awards show and drank blood for fun? I would've assumed she would be okay with this, because I feel like no Hollywood marriages are truly together for love. It's all about power. Who would've guessed there was an ounce of normal inside of her. That's my biggest take away from this. Yeah it's okay for me to make out with my brother, but you cannot fool around. Just seems like a litttttle bit of a double standard to me.