Not Cool: NFL QBs Are Hijacking International Women's Day

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I theoretically may be on paid administrative leave right now, which means my days don't start until the clock hits PM, but once I awoke, I was shocked to see that Aaron Rodgers is staying put in Green Bay!

The #Packers and MVP QB Aaron Rodgers have agreed to terms on a 4-year, $200M deal that makes him the highest paid player in NFL history, sources say. He gets a whopping $153M guaranteed and his cap number goes down. A monstrous commitment by GB for years to come. □ □ □

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 8, 2022

​I mean, it's the smart move. Rodgers doesn't have to pack up all his stuff or pay someone to do so, and the NFC North is in shambles. If the Packers go fucking 9-8, they'll guarantee themselves a home playoff game. Now whether or not they win said game remains to be seen (yes, I was on 49ers ML), but there's no denying the scumbag timing of this news.

Aaron Rodgers is BACK with the Packers @BarstoolBigCat instant reaction: pic.twitter.com/UkmpcJvW5m

— Viva La Stool (@VivaLaStool) March 8, 2022

​Textbook Rodgers to make something not about him all about him. Couldn't you sit on this news for another 18 hours? Can we not let women have their day internationally? Mary Christ! (cause women) This is the same man who doesn't speak to his mother and recently broke off an engagement with a woman who had cancer in a movie. I don't think it's too far of a stretch to say Aaron Rodgers hates women or, at the very least, doesn't respect their quasi-holiday.

To make matters worse, the team that was 1a on the list of possible new destinations for Aaron Rodgers; the Denver Broncos just announced they traded for born-again virgin Russell Wilson. Even more scumbag timing. How can you respect women when you try to distance yourself from intimacy with them?

Look at this package the Broncos gave up. Not only are they trading for a quarterback who once tried to renounce his relations with women, but they gave up a defensive tackle with a woman's name. WHAT THE FUCK, BRONCOS?

The full deal:#Broncos get: Russell Wilson and a fourth-rounder.#Seahawks get: 2 first-rounders and 2 second-rounders, a fifth-rounder, Drew Lock, Shelby Harris and Noah Fant.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) March 8, 2022

Brittney Griner is in a fucking Gulag right now and we have these chauvinist trying to upstage women on their sacred day. It's disgusting and I won't stand for it today. I expect EVERYBODY to have the same #FreeBrittney energy with Griner as they did with Spears. When has Britney Spears ever dunked? How many National Championships has she won? I'll hang up and listen.

#FreeBrittneyGriner

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) March 8, 2022

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P.S.

I was just about to hit publish then saw this, it looks like Rodgers is staying in Green Bay, but the details of contract are incorrect. He just had to keep making today about him! SMH.

Aaron Rodgers says he'll be returning to the Packers but denies the reported 4-year, $200M contract. https://t.co/BdpErnpdpP

— theScore (@theScore) March 8, 2022

Double P.S.

It’s so weird to me when athletes end up on teams they beat in their respective championships https://t.co/ZOr0lnVyWy

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) March 8, 2022

​Denver has to be one of the worst spots for Russell Wilson to end up. He beat them in the Super Bowl AND is now in one of the most stacked divisions in the NFL. It's just a weird situation to me; I feel like the fans in Denver will hate him if he doesn't end up bringing them a Lombardi (which I don't expect). It's a little different because he's literally top 3 worst QBs to win a Super Bowl, but if Nick Foles ended up on the Pats, I know I'd be heated.

Triple P.S.

You have no idea what I went through to post this blog!

This is BLASPHEMY. I’m being censored on #InternationalWomensDay. Wtf is going on Weebly? What happened to freedom of speech? We aren’t Russia. Why isn’t this blog showing up? pic.twitter.com/3jQd9tIQK9

— Doz #HireDozo (@DozonLife) March 8, 2022