I watched the first two seasons of Ozark in real-time, but even with the third debuting during the peak of quarantine, it took me until last weekend to watch it in full. I don't know how it managed to slip through my streaming cracks, but that's a period I don't like to spend too much brain power "reminiscing," so instead, I'll give credit to everybody I've interacted with since March of 2020 for not spoiling it. **Alanis voice** Thank you, thank youuuu!
Proof I have a goldfish brain.
I'm just gonna assume I was drunk when I tweeted this. Clearly, I DID wait.
Saturday-Monday, I watched 17 episodes to catch all the way up with Ozark (s/o Feb break), knowing that part 2 was scheduled to come out in May. Well, look at lucky Ole Dozo; less than 48 hours after I get all squared up after two years of procrastination, Netflix drops this teaser to let us know the finale of Ozark (Season 4, Part 2) is coming sooner than expected. Looks like I picked the (near) perfect time to jump back in.
Moving up the release date to April 29th is like the streaming equivalent of something costing $19.99 instead of 20 bucks. April 29th is basically May, but it is undoubtedly sooner and Sublime. If you're still behind on what is IMO one of the best series Netflix has ever produced, you've got a little over two months to catch up. No spoilers because I'm a hashtag good guy, but man, I did not see all those particular deaths at those specific times coming!